Ima get drunk and make a schizo autistic web map of history and all the options of what could’ve happen and tie it all together and print out 15 hardcover books and hide it in the sand somewhere random in the Bay Area

I stumbled on at least 13 different Asian egirl accounts w 14 followers and they are always followed by kaixan

Whenever people get me gifts of things I really like I get embarrassed cause that means I must talk about myself too much that they have learned a fact about me

My favorite color 🩷

I want a hot dog but I’m at the movie theaters and they are 400 dollars

I’m a future multimillionaire

Dream face reveal

I wrote a hundred letters I will never send

Cheating on ur IDF soldier wife and wasting her whole youth >>>>

Skinny Asian girls can really pull anything off

I beat u up synthetically

Like this if u want to be bros

I have no bros

Me and bro said it’s not ok so quit it

Mamdani make him forgive me

Mfs will ask u what ur dream job is like who the hell dreams about working

When they ask u to stay another hour after ur 8 hour shift

Put me on bro