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@cryptidCrash

here to talk to my son!!!!! 🩵KK!!!! ♦️@ioveAnchors #parodystuck

Joined March 2026
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fuck my son, new goal, lick @coolk1dblogs
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Rolls around and then looks at you like this
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Something in my soul is telling me Ultkk is being bullied in dms Leave him alone 💔💔
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My life would be so much more fun if i was Sonic the Hedgehog
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Oh wow, I haven't posted since my birthday whoooops
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Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday to meeeee, happy birthday to me!
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==> Koi: Go visit @ULTIMATEKARKAT! You appear behind him carrying a bag of groceries Okay! So i didn't know how many strawberries we should have for the shortcake so i brought a few extra packs, they should be fresh i bought them this morning
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==> I'm putting Movie Dave and Fishbert in the saw bathroom. Okay? Okay.
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No????
astrology bot (@hourIyhoroscope) profile pictureastrology bot
@hourIyhoroscopeJun 17
cut your hair, cancer.
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What's that supposed to mean??
astrology bot (@hourIyhoroscope) profile pictureastrology bot
@hourIyhoroscopeJun 16
you're doing better than expected, cancer.
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==> So panicked. It's getting pathetic, little Strider...
ds (@turningGolden) profile pictureds@turningGoldenJun 14
he wont answer his fucking phone
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==> He just doesn't shut up, does he? Poor John.
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john of movie reviews (@EctoReviews) profile picturejohn of movie reviews@EctoReviewsJun 13
Replying to @turningGolden
=> You watch Dave pace around. Something sinks in your chest, dropping all the way to your stomach. The more he talks – rambles, the sicker you get. He just keeps /talking/, like he's defending himself as if he was on trial. You don't know why he made you the juror.
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// TW: Skin picking ==> He was bleeding enough to stain the carpet.
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ds (@turningGolden) profile pictureds@turningGoldenJun 13
Replying to @turningGolden @EctoReviews
==> you must be bleeding.
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==> Koi: Give visuals to your audience.
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ds (@turningGolden) profile pictureds@turningGoldenJun 13
Replying to @EctoReviews
dude you need to relax if you forget something just swing by and drop it off later hes not going anywhere ==> johns shoulders drop, noticeably less tense. still, he worries his bottom lip between his top teeth, overbite peeking out. you force yourself to not reach out.
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Ugh, I need to see the sun. Maybe that's why I've been sleeping so much I'll go lay in a random field for a bit and soak it up like a plant
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Happy birthday to all the karkats i know and the ones i do not :]
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I must be sick. I keep sleeping for days without waking. It’s probably fine
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Jeez, how long have i been sleeping for
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Bluh, I haven't posted in forever, I'm too busy texting that I just forget :P
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//We've gotten to stage 1, yay :]
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ULT KARKAT (@Gutta_Droplet) profile pictureULT KARKAT@Gutta_DropletMay 27
Replying to @cryptidCrash
=> AWESOME. HOLDING HANDS. LET'S NOT THINK MORE ON THAT AND INSTEAD FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE ON THE MAP. UH, THERE'S SEALS NEARBY IF YOU WANT TO SEE THOSE.
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