your fav vigilante
Joined January 2024
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.. today, above the soil
.. tomorrow, beneath the soil
so, why the arrogance?
فإنّك ميّت
if to say this good brother sabi this scope too, dem no suppose lock am up in 2024
A girl just ticked something off my bucket list right in front of me. 😭😂😂
Although, I’m not one to cross the road where there’s a bridge, but if by chance I do and KAI catches me and holds my hand, I will bite that hand. 😂
This girl just did that for me.
E sweet me die. 😋😂
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lol
Android ni cheap alternatives lmao 😂
Hot take, but if you are over 25 and still using an Android phone, you are actively telling the world you’ve given up on financial success.
It’s not about the green bubbles, it’s about the mindset. iPhones are for networkers and high earners.
Buying an Android shows a lack of ambition and a preference for cheap alternatives. I won't even reply to a text if it’s green.
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when i wanted to change my phone last year, i saw people recommending Samsung to me lol
i'm just glad i went for Oppo instead
make e forgive her again
it's the hand work of the devil 😅
One of my boys got cheated on twice and he forgave his girl. But this is the twist; he said he caught her the first time, she apologized, but he likes how she fvcks him and I saw her pictures, the bunda is wide.
She did it again, he caught her. All through last week, she was begging him, blamed it on her past trauma. She was even crying in one of her videos while apologizing.
I told him “this your babe sabi act gan oo”.
He said she must think he’s stvpid. That he’s just trying to waste her time before he finally discards her.
He was narrating this to me yesterday and I couldn’t stop laughing.
In her head, she will feel “I cheated on him twice and he still took me back. He must like me so much, he must lack options, he can’t let me go”.
Women amaze me mehn💀
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alhamdulillah for the blessing of being a Muslim
alhamdulillah for his mercy on us through ẹba (making ẹba halāl)
alhamdulillah for the blessing of making me a lover of ẹba
ẹba is the total way of life
alhamdulillah
over and over again, alhamdulillah
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