Every couple years @briangarrett pops up to try and dunk on us for his failed NFT trades and then deletes the tweet.
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early mints from 2021 @CryptoDadsNFT
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If you’re still using your @CryptoDadsNFT koozie in 2026 there is a high probability that we are friends.
Which traits are your favorite and why?
Do you prefer a cleaner looking dad or one that looks like maybe he's done some hard time?
What do I change my PFP to?
Shill me NFTs please, or do I go back to an OG @CryptoDadsNFT ?
A dad walks into a hardware store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any two-by-fours?"
The clerk says, "Sure do. How long do you need them?"
The dad thinks for a second and says, "Oh, a pretty long time — I'm building a house."
gm gm
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you."
Gm and TGIF
A man walks into a pet store and says to the owner,
“I’d like to buy a wasp.”
The owner looks confused and says,
“Sir… we don’t sell wasps.”
The man replies,
“Well, you’ve got one in the window.”
Gm gm
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey…
But then I turned myself around.
And that’s what it’s all about.


























