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saliva plath

@cryptofeminism

god’s lonely woman/shame’s only daughter

Joined December 2010
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Not sure what my problem is but lately all I listen to is silver Jews and a playlist called “native American flute music for meditation.” Lana del Rey if you’re reading this please drop STOVE
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I know everyone in my life hates my freaking guts because apparently adam friedland posted a sublime unplugged song TWO days ago???? and no one sent it to me
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Medieval gay Apple Store monkey
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Having an incredibly medieval day
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Had to look up this queen whom they call Bigfoot Bertha and omg you could literally be married to THE short king and give birth to THE Charlemagne and the history books will still find a way to point out your clompers in perpetuity
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Johnny Knoxville if he was French: I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to j’acque-asse
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I ….
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Going to France tomorrow :) hope nothing crazy is going on over there!
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I’m just gonna say it. My girl Joan didion was lying her skinny little ass off about that packing list. There’s just no way that’s all she brought
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Dunkin slop drink (size small) costing 6 dollars…..,……..safe to say I’ve learned my lesson
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A girl named Sarasota would be a rotten rotten child
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Preponderance of young ladies with place names now: Ireland, Denver, etc. Maybe my son will meet a nice girl named Sarasota
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It’s silver Jews Friday. It’s silver Jews fall. It’s silver Jews year. It’s silver Jews my whole life
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Going to a pricey Brooklyn restaurant that makes you order everything at once really fast so they can turn tables faster……BOO!!!!!!!
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Experiencing Seasons might be the most fundamental aspect of being a human and feeling like a human and connecting with others as well as earth sun and moon. Florida is deprived of all this which is why everyone who lives there is clinically insane
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I do have to mention tho that spring in FL makes being batshit crazy entirely worth it
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Just saw primetime and damn yeah 2006 really did feel exactly like that
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Someone in rural Massachusetts just told me that if I whisper intentions into my buzzball it won’t do harm to me and you know what? I #BelieveWomen
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Anya Taylor joy in the VVitch: cool how there’s 4 butters in the larder and none go with my sandwich. Normal world Black Phillip the demon goat: wow it’s almost like those are my living deliciously butters and aren’t meant to go on sandwiches???? But ok go off
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She said do you love me I tell her only partly I only love my Stills and my Nash and my Crosby
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Im in western mass and im going to get to the bottom of the lesbian masking bar fiasco
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