Okay, I couldn't hold back any longer and am entering these focking trenches.
As you can see, I'm entering with a solid balance. Move over, whales, this guy has big plans. LFG? π€‘
fomo.family/r/drunkpunk
(psst, this link gives you a 10% discount on trading fees)
Easy money on the @meleemarkets π€
Too bad itβs not real money.π₯² But you can boost your score, which might be convertible into something interesting...
It looks like this will be something big in the world of prediction markets.
LFG beta.melee.markets/
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There seems to be a lot of chatter in the Department today.
Management has declined to comment on why.
fomies.family
I want to hear those cherished words: "You're hired." π€
@FomiesNFT
Colleague, please do not be late next time. Otherwise, I will have to reconsider the bonus component of your salary.
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The Department was closed on Sunday.
Today, the clerk showed up late.
He was shopping.
Applications are open again.
Our staff is currently reviewing them as slowly as possible.
Approvals can be expected at some point in time.
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Applications are paused.
Please continue making irresponsible decisions elsewhere.
fomies.family
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t.me/fomiesofficial
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Day 2 at the Department of FOMO.
23,000+ applications.
One printer fighting for its life.
Please form an orderly panic.
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Gud luck.
fomies.family
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I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.
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LFG!
















