Infamous Twitter *Reply Guy* & GIFLord. Builder of twelve businesses and counting. Discovering magical digital beans (crypto) was a life altering event.
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CryptoTex retweeted
Palpatine: “Did you ever hear the tragedy of the MAGA movement?”
Anakin: “No.”
Palpatine: “I thought not. It’s not a story the Republicans would tell you. They were so powerful they controlled the presidency, the House, the Senate, and the Supreme Court. Yet despite possessing virtually every lever of government, they couldn’t fulfill a single campaign promise to save their nation from infinity immigrants, zero voter ID laws, rampant fraud, foreign wars, or secretive pedophile rings.”
Anakin: “Is it possible to learn this retardation?”
Palpatine: “Only from a conservative.”
CryptoTex retweeted
Huawei est a des années lumière de Apple dans ce monde
Je comprends maintenant pourquoi ils ont interdit par les Américains
CryptoTex retweeted
I’ve worked as a janitor in a massive Fortune 500 company’s headquarters for the last 25 years (nepo hire). For the first ten years I worked at the company the men’s room was always clean and easy to maintain. Worst you would get is maybe a couple of drops of piss dribble in front of the urinals from careless shakes, some shit stains in the bowls from greasy shits on the IT floor when they had been pulling all nighters and living off pizza, or soap in the counter when someone got overenthusiastic with the pump.
The women’s bathroom was always the bane of my existence because they would flush sanitary products, cause plugs, and would continue to use the plugged toilet until a mountain of shit and piss formed. That began to change about a decade ago when an Indian guy got hired in C suite, and slowly we started getting Indian managers on all floors. It started with unflushed shitters, but as more and more of them came in it steadily got worse. What used to be a gross, but ultimately low stress reasonably paying job has become a nightmare. The IT floor is the absolute worst.
They will not sit on the toilet and instead stand on the seat to squat. They frequently have explosive diarrhea, which, combined with their habit of squatting, means shit splatters on the seat, floors, and walls. They do not even attempt to clean the mess they made which means the next guy to stand and squat ends up stepping in their assblast and tracking it all over the floor when he walks out of the stall. They wipe with their hands and not the provided paper, I know this because finding shit covered handprints sliding down the walls of the stall is now a daily occurrence.
For some reason, despite not washing their hands near as I can tell, they frequently break open the soap dispenser and steal the giant bags of soap they are connected to. My team and I are the only non-IT employees who will enter the IT floor now, and the turnover is so high that I can’t get a single FNG to stay more than a month. I am considering leaving myself after a quarter century and my entire employment history being with this one company. I am in hell and it smells like feces & microwaved curry.
CryptoTex retweeted
Mr Weinstein, we hate indians for a reason. I travelled to india with the intent of staying for a year; traveling from Kerala and leaving by bus across the border into Kathmandu.
I had to leave after two weeks.
The daily scams (even from managers of reputable hotels), card cloning, harassment by izzat-hunting Indians for selfies, indians washing their asses in the ocean in weird rituals, terrible advice for destinations, shards of glass, trash and piles of poo in the sand, and an ocean that burned the flesh.
Every conversation ending in how much money I was worth, the putrid and indescribable stench, the mountains of trash (that natives would allow their pigs and goats out to eat in the afternoon).
Goddamn disease-ridden cows walking around for no reason at all and their cow dung to step in.
The fact that the first conversation over dinner with two girls from Mumbai the topic of conversation was about how they were both raped by their uncles as children and neither knew a girl in india who hadn't been molested by a relative.
I could go on, and on and on.
I flew straight to Ko Samui from Goa (a total shithole) and never looked back.
The mere fact that Thai immigration officials rounded up every stinkin' indian on our inbound flight when we arrived but let all the White people straight through is evidence of their reputation and was my only consolation.
Anyone who has seen what india is knows true insanity is ever letting a single indian leave that anus of the Earth.
Because I'm telling you now, indians are a diarrhea being splattered all over our nations and if we let it continue...
We'll all end up covered in shit.
CryptoTex retweeted
A Europa será destruída por mulheres que projetam naqueles animais a maternidade que cabia aos filhos que elas abortaram.
CryptoTex retweeted
Sex without reproduction has turned heterosexual dating into a mirror image of gay dating:
- Multiple partners
- A fetish for looks
- Instant gratification
- Always keeping options open
- Difficulties pair-bonding
- Short-term hedonism over long-term responsibility
CryptoTex retweeted
🚨 ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt reveals in Israel that he's been working with all the top AI Frontier Labs to push them to suppress "anti-Semitism."
"We've been working with the Frontier Labs—OpenAI, Anthropic, Alphabet, the company that runs Gemini, Google, Meta, who runs Muse, and others, X, who run Grok—testing their models and using the results to push them to do better."
"We've had excellent collaboration with Silicon Valley."
"We've run the tests and seen where anti-Semitism shows up and helped them develop strategies to tackle it right in the source code."
CryptoTex retweeted
Let me blow your mind for a second.
The normative stance is that OF is being upheld by young men, who are lonely and addicted. Thats not the case. It’s not young men vs young women. It’s young women funded by older men.
Yes, subscription count is largely driven by 24-35 year olds. But that only accounts for ~4% of the platforms revenue. So what drives revenue? Boomer spend.
Onlyfans exists in the same way that mobile games operates. Revenue isn’t made in entry fees or outright subscriptions but tertiary features like paid private messages and videos. Young men aren’t buying these features, and if they are, they’re buying very little. It’s the older cohort, primarily whales in the boomers class, many of whom are spending over $5k per month on a SINGLE CREATOR.
So when you see beautiful young women exposing themselves online (many who are barely legal adults), remember that most of their revenue generating work is private and performed for fat, disgusting boomers.
I think onlyfans is a Psyop - hear me out
Anon's admit to anything, very rarely do you hear that men admit to being OF subscribers. They exist, but enough for 14% of women in america to be on OF? (real stat btw)
My theory. Adversaries (who knows, china, russia etc)... pick above average girls (not super hot, not super models) and slam 10's of thousands of fake subscriptions at them.
Then you have average looking women posting "I made 5, 10 80 Million dollars!!, and I dont even have sex!"
This gets distributed to millions of young women who think "I look as good/better/close to her! I can do this too!!"
They create an onlyfans, post the link, and their entire social group, parents, future partners now know she is a whore. The average girl on onlyfans only makes $131 a month (another real statistic). These are mainly simps that pined for the girl, weird uncles, and the guy she used to work with.
So for a billion dollars a year, China can pick "lottery tickets" for average girls. That then trickles down to 14% of all american girls whoring themselves out. This completely destroys the bedrock of society for a relatively cheap price.
Now millions of young women can never have normal families, never marry good men, they are forever tainted for the average man. They will always get bullied, and develop mental issues. Their children will get bullied, its devastating for the $131 dollars.
This is pure speculation. I might also be drunk.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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CryptoTex retweeted
Guys, forget the euphemisms like "cheated" or "affair", your Wife had anonther Man ejaculate into her mouth and vagina. It's over. Keep your dignity and move on.
