Dear Nick Calandra, you no-game-making-motherfucker: Chuds already made their own games. Chuds made Doom and Quake. Chuds made Unreal and Unreal Tournament, which means chuds made the Unreal Engine. Chuds made the original Mass Effect. And Gears of War. And Call of Duty. Minecraft was made by a chud. We have chuds to thank for Half-Life, Portal, and Team Fortress, which means we also have chuds to thank for Steam. And if you think the old Duke Nukem games weren't made by chuds, then you have serious brain damage. Chuds made Marathon, but you don't know what that is, so I'll just tell you that chuds made Oni, but you don't know what that is, either, so I'll just tell you that chuds made Halo. Also Starcraft. And Warcraft, and no, I didn't forget to say "World of". Chuds invented the entire gaming industry while you were still nothing more than a significant glance between your mom and a drunken hobo. You might gain some temporary satisfaction that your bioleninist friends have ruined many of these franchises. You may even think it was worth all the money they lost, especially because it wasn't your money. But chuds can, and are, still creating, which they can do indefinitely. Which means long after the mutant freaks run out of sponsorship money.