Necromancer and forcibly retired poison swamp tour guide. Meatsuits and social constructs are beneath me. ✨Phlegmatic Sun~Melancholic Rising💫✨
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Joined May 2023
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The local townsfolk suffer under a sneeze plague, but I shall not let the dreaded Phlegm Fatale have me in her clutches this year!
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Blasting “Caramelldansen” on repeat to disorient the unwelcome adventurer who bumped into the tripwire.
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Part of the joy of rearranging your precooked homunculi features into art is that the process can be unpredictable—I just never know how that thing in my Lazarus Pit will end up!
Will I get a Flesh Picasso this time or an Anthropomorphic Ransom Note screaming for death?
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Had a Girl’s Night with Mictlantecuhtli last night, and he gave me a magic whistle that casts “Shit Your Pants,” because he knows I’d be insufferable with it.
Bungdor the Reanimator retweeted
BREAKING: ARCHLICH BIDEN WILL NOT OFFER THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS FOR VICTIMS OF THE RED WASTE MASSACRE, CLAIMS THAT “praying hurts” AND “it burns when I do it”
Bungdor the Reanimator retweeted
KRAMALA SQUARRIS: We should make the economy work for all creatures of the Enchanted Forest
DONGALD GRUMPH: Walking sticks aren’t “GREAT” anymore. We’re gonna do it, we’re gonna destroy the ents. It’ll be something folks
RFK JR.: Back in 613, I stole a gnome’s eyes and ate them
