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Software Developer💻 || Avid Reader📚 || F1, Chargers, Cubs || OT7💜

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Joined November 2013
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I think it's safe to say that I'm obsessed with Attack on Titan😍
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Wrigley is rooting for his favorite player Pete Crow Armstrong to win MVP this year!⚾️🐾🧢 🏆 Congrats on 40/40 and clinching the playoff berth! #cubs #MVPete @Cubs @CubsZone
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Cubs fans in May: This is an awful, heartless, lifeless team. They might never win again, and they are sapping my will to live. Cubs fans now: This is the most magical, life-affirming team in baseball history. They shall never lose again, and I love them more than life itself.
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she ain’t special, i did that too
Hana Kim, Miss Universe Korea has liked multiple fancams of Jungkook from the Arirang live concert.
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INCHES FEET MILES COLOR FARENHEIT RAHHHHHHHH 🦅
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Diplo on Jungkook: — “Jungkook? No autotune, perfect voice.”
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Free my older family members from facebook Ai 🤖 😩
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just finished watching people we meet on vacation
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Great! Instead of playing our nemesis the Jags were playing our OTHER nemesis the Patriots!🤣 #BoltUp
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I was today years old when I learned the characters in Just Dance are actually real dancers and not just CGI
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I need to get off Planner Tok before I buy one and use it for a week and forget all about it🥲
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Seeing Phillip Rivers in a uniform on Monday Night Football in the year 2025 is craaaazy! lol
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Our glorious Herbert was out there throwing dimes today!⚡️🩵 #BoltUp
Justin Herbert is what a fucking Quarterback supposed to look and play like.
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Akatsuki no Yona (2014)
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The custom wrapping paper at Staples went so viral that I ordered mine on 12/2 and STILL haven’t received it😭💔
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The ending of Emily in Paris Season 5 was…. diabolical? Omg!😭
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driver didn’t like that i was singing along to chappell roan so he switched to a rock station but i know nickelback too bitch
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Is ANYONE protecting Herbert? omg
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Jungkook stuns for Rolling Stone UK.
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Is anyone having issues with Direct TV? @DIRECTVhelp
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