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Cubs fans in May: This is an awful, heartless, lifeless team. They might never win again, and they are sapping my will to live.
Cubs fans now: This is the most magical, life-affirming team in baseball history. They shall never lose again, and I love them more than life itself.
Great! Instead of playing our nemesis the Jags were playing our OTHER nemesis the Patriots!🤣 #BoltUp
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I was today years old when I learned the characters in Just Dance are actually real dancers and not just CGI
Our glorious Herbert was out there throwing dimes today!⚡️🩵 #BoltUp
The custom wrapping paper at Staples went so viral that I ordered mine on 12/2 and STILL haven’t received it😭💔
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driver didn’t like that i was singing along to chappell roan so he switched to a rock station but i know nickelback too bitch





















