unpaidlegend 🍄

dhobis number in my mums phone 😭😭😭😭

is sheher me kisse mile humse toh chhooti mehfielein

2 more work days and its weekend plus pay day plus last 2 months of 2026.

congress ke time pe mai din ka 10 ghanta sota tha aur duphar me 2 ghanta alag

i think illuminati was a pure conspiracy and it was soo interesting that a niche community is formed based on the conspiracy for the plot

raat me coffee nahi peeni chaiye dostooo

i don’t like it when people doesn’t do random math with me at shops like calculating their revenue bro i just spent 10 mins counting table and avg order value lets get to per month revenue

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Chalegi kya lallapallooza ? wo boli, NAHI ! toh uski khala ko pucha, aayi bhua ki dripped out🤙

say #meow

congress ke time pe dosa 20rs me aata tha 😔

3 days to go for the paydayyyyy

she said she has BPD and i asked is that best pussy disorder??

hey flatass~

i would make it quick ngl