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ѕтνη🧩

@ctrlaltstvn

a little bit of everything

Joined March 2023
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Getting beat up by your GF on your graduation day is wild 💀😭
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congratulations to all kmcites on becoming doctors. Wishing you all endless success, happiness, and countless achievements in life.
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You can join the military before you can buy a beer
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@ctrlaltstvnNov 9
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When you staring at your girl for too long and start seeing her lil mustache
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instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry how I'm going to pass
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Crazy ass fight in classroom
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She killed him
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Thought he wanted to take me out… then I saw the text 😭 genuinely threw me off
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AIO over a message response from my gf after she disappeared for 36+ hours?
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@ctrlaltstvnNov 9
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Never Take The Shortcut in NYC
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Does anyone know what time zone they use in a coma?
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@kirawontmissNov 10
how do you even recover from this shit
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Women's version of panic attack
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Which one is edited?
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Going on dates with someone for 6 months and still not knowing if you’re actually together
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@ctrlaltstvnNov 9
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9–5 workers debating whether to fake a sick day today or save it for another day
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When you forget to bring the rubbers Her:
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The only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is im outside
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Getting an ambulance ride and worrying about the bill more than the injury😭
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Big Deem✨@deem_big65585Nov 10
My cousins: Please, can I use your phone to watch cartoons? Me: No. Them:
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Going into debt for 20 years just to get a degree
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