The real deal and totally not a parody of a fictional character. Don't believe me? Want me to put a foot up your ass? That's what I thought...
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Let your grief wash over you...
...without washing you away.
That's the best I've got.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to need everyone to stop talking about the possibility of Elon Musk ending up in a French prison.
Pretty much immediately.
Please, I have important errands to run...
#ElonMusk2025
#France
#Macro
Elon Musk reacting to news that Lupita Nyong'o has been cast as Helen of Troy:
#Helen
So...no one's really surprised that the guy who offered a masseuse a horse in exchange for a handy is represented in the Epstein files as really really reeeally wanting to visit Fuck Island, right?
#ElonMusk
I guess we'll never know what Charlie Kirk would've thought about the new Taylor Swift album and especially that one song about Travis Kelce's blue ribbon State Fair trouser hawg now.
That's a shame...
"...and that's how I got this leaf raking scar and met your mother at the Lucky Devil Lounge during the Battle of Portland, kids."
#PortlandOregon #portlandriots
"In my presentation on the Warrior Ethos today we will touch on the role celebrations of our glorious victories play such as the taking of trophy women still keening their lamentations for our defeated enemies and the gratuitous consumption of much grog."
- Pete Hegseth
Where are they?
What did you do?
@dhs
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Gather 'round, young 'uns, an' I spin ya the yarn of how The Great Anti-fascist Revolution of '25 started when a great man named Jimmy Kimmel was struck down...
The text messages from Charlie Kirk's shooter are pretty damning to say the least...
Roommate: you weren't the one who did it, right????
Robinson: Forsooth, here is my contrition, may it keep you warm, my love.
Ok, to hell with it, I'll play:
Do you think Nick Fuentes ordered the hit personally or was it just a Groyper acting independently?
Important questions need important answers, right Kash Patel?
Since no one else is going to I just wanna send a shout out of appreciation to the Charlie Kirk shooter for not spraying the crowd and for keeping injuries to a minimum.
It could've been much worse...
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Coming Soon to @SuperGrok subscribers from ketamine addled edgelord Elon Musk:
NSSFW mode for Companion!
When you've done so much ketamine that you totally space the millions of dollars you invested to make this happen...
