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☽𓃹☾🇵🇸@cute_corpse_May 13

i am also like matt johnson if he had big naturals #ntbtstsd

fox ♥️@heated_rivoliMay 13

i’m like matt johnson if he had big naturals #ntbtstsd

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cyber 🗡️@cyberlillycos13h

absolute grail find at goodwill

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☽𓃹☾🇵🇸@cute_corpse_1h

They don’t tell you that if you’re raised by someone with a hypomanic shopping addiction and extreme rejection sensitivity, you actually become the final boss of working retail.

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Peter Claffey on the set of HBO's 'GAME OF THRONES: 'A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS' as Ser Duncan the Tall (Dunk).

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☽𓃹☾🇵🇸@cute_corpse_13h

I straight up did think this was Jay’s girlfriend

🐳 laii || I'm in the fucking whale@astrophagecake20h

this apparently being michelle omfg bryan if ur not gonna play pass the controller

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☽𓃹☾🇵🇸@cute_corpse_Oct 25

unironically, my dog with mythbusters

@bobbylikesbeersOct 24

white people be like my dog can’t fall asleep unless you put impractical jokers on the tv

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Brian Duffield@BrianDuffieldOct 25

Will buy

Axondrite ★ Bryan Plushie! 📌@AxondriteInkOct 25

He has been submitted for review! #whalefall He is /slightly/ more sperm whale-shaped while keeping the interest check's charm. extras have already been mocked up ready to go 👀

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Gramps@GrandpaHarris65Oct 23

What if we just built a replica of the Oval Office in a mental hospital and told him he won re-election?

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☽𓃹☾🇵🇸@cute_corpse_Oct 25

Miss Gen Z got him dressing fresh

Ace@LayaboutAceOct 25

AUGH THEY LOOK SO CUTE AUGH MY BEAUTIFUL JAYJARED HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

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☽𓃹☾🇵🇸@cute_corpse_Oct 25

Podrick Puppet Pals

@DHOOM11104Oct 23

Game of thrones but everyone repeats the first line they said

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☽𓃹☾🇵🇸@cute_corpse_Oct 25

I wanted to quote tweet this saying “how I be treating the penis” but thought that was going a bit far

a bunch of rats✨@RatsPicnicOct 25

A masterpiece

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☽𓃹☾🇵🇸@cute_corpse_Oct 25

It’s unfortunate that he was born too late to be in dead poets society

Bunnie 🌸🔞 || Decoy Dan era@SufferingDovesOct 23

Bratty Dan to a very irritated Chris who wants to fuck him so bad to put him in his place

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Trixie Mattel™

@trixiemattelOct 24

googled backrooms and found this. Good morning.

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☽𓃹☾🇵🇸@cute_corpse_Oct 24

Seeing someone with a different photo of your pfp is like discovering a relative on ancestry dot com

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☽𓃹☾🇵🇸@cute_corpse_Oct 24

Runner up for James Bond forced to be next Dr Who

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☽𓃹☾🇵🇸@cute_corpse_Oct 24

No one told me these slow horses blondes be fuckin!!!!!!

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☽𓃹☾🇵🇸@cute_corpse_Oct 24

So clearly he should be reserved for homoerotic villain

𓆤@lachirneraOct 22

He would nail it btw

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the stabber@quiet_homeboyOct 24

Raise your hand if you have been personally victimised by A24’s delayed Australian releases

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Unjust Ken@YoungerPopeOct 23

Have been saying “SATAN’S BOY I COULD NEVER BE…i havent the humility.” A LOT the last couple days

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☽𓃹☾🇵🇸@cute_corpse_Oct 23

Josh O’Conner James Bond

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☽𓃹☾🇵🇸@cute_corpse_Oct 23

She looks too young to have even had a superwholock tumblr :/

john sturgis@sturgiosOct 23

So heartening to see such a visibly strong parent/child bond

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