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Washington, DC
Joined August 2008
It’s October and y’all should watch my wife’s horror/comedy acting reel - IG: @evydita - LIKE & FOLLOW!!
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I wish I could clear my brain’s cache regularly. Just free up space
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Who dressed up as Daejon Love 😂😂😂😂
The 49ers hosted their annual Halloween party and it looked incredible 😅
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Amen. Now do bacon.
Cheerios is boldly going where no cereal has gone before: a resealable Ziploc bag. The option will be available on Original and Honey Nut Cheerios beginning Tuesday, online at Walmart, before rolling out to retailers nationwide in the coming months. wapo.st/4ibAkPi
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she finna be chitlins lord
Heidi Klum continues to tease her Halloween costume.
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With its contract in limbo, Essence Fest organizers have reportedly reached out to officials in Houston and Atlanta in recent months to discuss leaving New Orleans perdidostreet.news/p/essence…
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HaloBraid just released this video of its hair-braiding device, which the startup promises will cut appointment times in half. The company's $7 million seed round was led by Seven Seven Six, the venture capital firm founded by Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian, Serena Williams's husband.
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Why create a username and password if you're just gonna email me a code before every login
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They had a House Party movie reunion. Kid N Play, Tisha Campbell, and A.J Johnson 🥹
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How has this taken so long.
JUST IN: Cheerios announces the first-ever resealable cereal bag, partnering with Ziploc to keep cereal fresh longer.
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Mane think solar panels are Blackstone griddles????? His brain is FRIED
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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Loves Cheesecake Factory so much he pretended to visit it
Barack Obama actually compared President Trump’s White House to Saddam Hussein opening a Cheesecake Factory. Imagine being a former president and thinking that’s a clever insult. The Cheesecake Factory is a great American success story. Good food, hardworking employees, and millions of customers who love eating there. Obama thought he was insulting Trump, but he managed to drag a popular American restaurant into his cheap political joke. Americans are enjoying their cheesecake while Obama is still bitter about Trump. What an embarrassment.
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This is great! The Hornets surprise Muggsy Bogues with the news that his No. 1 jersey will be retired.
Replying to @ShamsCharania
MUGGSY BOGUES 👏 5’3” & played 14 SEASONS! 10 PTS, 8 AST, 2 BLK!!! 13 PTS, 17 AST, 7 STL 24 PTS, 10 AST (9/11 FG) 22 PTS, 10 AST (9/10 FG) 20 PTS, 15 AST (9/10 FG) 18 PTS, 17 AST, 0 TO 📼 @DUNKC0MP
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Him and his friends bought the .si domains a few months ago. Now they’re trying to cash in. Hope this helps.
I have no idea why renaming AI is so bizarrely important to Trump. Nobody cares about the name he chose. Nobody is using it or will use it. And it’s not even technically accurate because “super intelligence” already had an agreed upon, widely adopted definition. This is the weirdest political hill to die on. It gains you nothing. Not a single ordinary American in the country, anywhere, cares deeply about making sure people say “SI” instead of “AI.” We are days away from a major election and this bullshit is the focus? Just baffling.
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The Charlotte Hornets on Feb. 11 are retiring the No. 1 jersey of Muggsy Bogues, the shortest player in NBA history at 5-foot-3. Bogues spent 10 of his 14 NBA seasons in Charlotte (1988-1998) and is the franchise leader in assists, steals and minutes.
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Modern conservative activism: going to a restaurant
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The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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The argument behind the increase in Maryland vehicle registration fees is fair. I don’t like it either. HOWEVER, I implore you to look into why these changes were made and understand how the Maryland General Assembly works. The MGA proposed legislation for this increase AKA your elected representatives per district and he signed the bill into law THIS WHY LOCAL ELECTIONS MATTER. If you do not like it, then participate in local elections by what? VOTING! Find out who your state representative is and bring them up on charges. Attend the town halls. Make your voices heard. We sit around and complain yet remain misinformed everytime election season rolls around THAT IS WHY, “I’m not voting” doesn’t work for me. At minimum, help initiate the change you want to see. Dan Cox is still not the right choice for Maryland at this time. PERIOD!
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I see the vision
Hearing “Jockin Jay-Z” at the Super Bowl >>
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It can be done. You can be funny and respectful and edgy all at the same time.
Briljante comedy door een blanke over ‘the N-word’. Voor een zaal vol zwarten. Dat is ballen hebben. Let op de gezichten in het publiek.
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Me and the 4 other JAŸ-Z fans during the half time show
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