@cvansexual

chris evans/steve rogers' lawyer

 destroying the multiverse
Joined February 2024
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Yeah cause Steve Rogers never smiled, how has 5k people liked this?!? are y'all actually that fucking dumb, holy shit
Cassidy {Harley Quinn's sole licker}@M1crowaveL3monOct 24
People really think it's Loki but tbh I just think Chris Evans forgot how to play Captain America.
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Yeah cause Steve Rogers never smiled, how has 5k people liked this?!? are y'all actually that fucking dumb, holy shit
Cassidy {Harley Quinn's sole licker}@M1crowaveL3monOct 24
People really think it's Loki but tbh I just think Chris Evans forgot how to play Captain America.
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"Loki disguised himself as Steve because people will find it hard to trust him otherwise" Y'all need to understand that the Loki who always disguised himself was the god of mischief. This Loki would rather explain everyone everything than falsely become Steve to gain trust.
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s.,@cvansexualOct 25
Thor and Steve preferring to fight together instead with that Assvengers team lmao 😭😭
Marvel Perfect Gifs & Clips
@MCUPerfectGifsOct 25
Avengers: Doomsday (2026)
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Thor and Steve preferring to fight together instead with that Assvengers team lmao 😭😭
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@MCUPerfectGifsOct 25
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s.,@cvansexualOct 24
why are we acting like thor and steve never joked around before, do y'all watch films? 😭
Shikhar Sagar
@crazy__shikhuOct 24
Doomsday Theory : This is just Loki Dressed as Steve to tease Thor and Thor knows it I mean why would Steve holding a Mjolnir bother Thor #AvengersDoomsDay
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s.,@cvansexualOct 24
SON fans can't take a fucking joke lmaoo "there's clearly an intent to them" lol what conspiracy theory are you making, SON
SMN
@Bludsprt_Oct 24
I'm starting to not find the Anthony Mackie "SON" memes funny, there's clearly an intent to them now and it's time we all stopped pretending there isn't.
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s.,@cvansexualOct 24
this is one of those theories that turns out to be complete bullshit after the film comes out
hailey* ౨ৎ@sentrynationOct 24
this sounds exactly like something Loki would say to Thor as steve rogers 😭
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why are we acting like thor and steve never joked around before, do y'all watch films? 😭
Shikhar Sagar
@crazy__shikhuOct 24
Doomsday Theory : This is just Loki Dressed as Steve to tease Thor and Thor knows it I mean why would Steve holding a Mjolnir bother Thor #AvengersDoomsDay
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SON fans can't take a fucking joke lmaoo "there's clearly an intent to them" lol what conspiracy theory are you making, SON
SMN
@Bludsprt_Oct 24
I'm starting to not find the Anthony Mackie "SON" memes funny, there's clearly an intent to them now and it's time we all stopped pretending there isn't.
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s.,@cvansexualOct 24
First in line to make jokes about Steve but can't take a joke when it's on your SON
Jack (-_•)@captaincupkickOct 24
I know it's me taking things too seriously but I don't love how they're making jokes about Steve being Cap in the marketing
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s.,@cvansexualOct 24
OMG STEVE MOVED HIS FUCKING HEAD LET'S PUT HIM IN THE FUCKING JAIL NOW!
Erica⁵⁵🏎️¹⁶@formulaEriOct 24
First of all why the fuck is Steve turning around when HE DECIDED TO GIVE AWAY THE CAP TITLE 😭😭😭 I wish people began to respect Sam a little more
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Don't steal the only thing Sam has 100% to himself 😭😭😭
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@Bludsprt_Oct 24
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cause he's SON 😭😭😭
Cherie@ShebyCherieOct 24
Real quick question: why do yall use Steve’s (or Bucky, or Tony, or Scott’s) character name when referring to him, but refer to Sam by the meme associated with the actor that plays him? Also, can someone explain the meme?
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this is one of those theories that turns out to be complete bullshit after the film comes out
hailey* ౨ৎ@sentrynationOct 24
this sounds exactly like something Loki would say to Thor as steve rogers 😭
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OMG STEVE MOVED HIS FUCKING HEAD LET'S PUT HIM IN THE FUCKING JAIL NOW!
Erica⁵⁵🏎️¹⁶@formulaEriOct 24
First of all why the fuck is Steve turning around when HE DECIDED TO GIVE AWAY THE CAP TITLE 😭😭😭 I wish people began to respect Sam a little more
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First in line to make jokes about Steve but can't take a joke when it's on your SON
Jack (-_•)@captaincupkickOct 24
I know it's me taking things too seriously but I don't love how they're making jokes about Steve being Cap in the marketing
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s.,@cvansexualOct 24
he's just always gonna be synonyms with the word cap but i know samSONS are gonna cry
Avengers Updates
@AvengersUpdatedOct 24
New teaser for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’. In theaters December 18.
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he's just always gonna be synonyms with the word cap but i know samSONS are gonna cry
Avengers Updates
@AvengersUpdatedOct 24
New teaser for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’. In theaters December 18.
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s.,@cvansexualOct 21
haters gonna hate, fuck them and move 🤙🏼
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