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ya motha || ig: cvsprophet

NC
Joined October 2024
he said we were going to the bar why are we at the autism center
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Never going to a comedy show in Minneapolis again
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putting water in my geekbar because it's at 0%
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would you rather be a sea lion or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or
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thank god i met my boyfriend on twitter i could never handle the anxiety of telling a man about my account for the first time
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i remember one time at my old job one of my coworkers privately messaged me on teams to ask if i've ever watched turkey tom...
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if you order the gender rolls at blexis road house the waiter comes and gives you a sex change right on the table
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mom can you pick me up these bitches are saying the hard r for 45 likes on twitter
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godzilla just asked my boyfriend for consent...
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God himself is speaking to me through sheetz
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seeing godzilla minus zero tonight and people gonna be pissed when i do the roar along with godzilla
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"something about eating chili at the movie theater doesn't sit right with me" i'll eat ass at the movie theater idgaf
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i'm chief nachos from the movie theater
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i'm chief nachos from the movie theater
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getting turned away at the front bottoms show because i look like i shower
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everything a growing girl (22) like myself needs
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MY COOK IS OUT MY BO IS JANGLES MY WRIGHT BROTHERS FLEW MY NC IS BLUE
THATS ALRIGHT ME AND THE CREW GON CHANGE NC BLUE GO VOTE! MY COOK IS OUT MY BO IS JANGLES MY CHEER IS WINE ROY COOPER AT NINE
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