Retired research scientist. This feed spans everything I take an interest in, often sarcastic or ironic. Overlaps with @JohnMHancock and @Chartwatchmaguk 🇬🇧

Joined August 2008
It's what they do
Israeli tourism in Cyprus is surging, with nearly 600,000 trips by Israelis last year and growing investment across industries. Cypriots say the influx is threatening local businesses and pushing communities out of their neighbourhoods. Al Jazeera’s Nils Adler reports.
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He thought he was a hard man, but that was his wife
And baldness now surely beckons.
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Who's paying for the bacon butties
Kate Garraway and Ranvir Singh wanted some basic answers from Lee Anderson about Reform UK's handling of a funding controversy. The Reform chairman defended the party and repeatedly stressed that it was taking the allegations seriously. However, one detail about the inquiry proved unexpectedly difficult to explain. The exchange became one of the more uncomfortable interviews of Reform's funding row.
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I shall become a hermit
Replying to @East_Cheam_Lad
The wild man of the woods and The cold
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Are we sure it's not an exorcism?
Christians praying for the man who took away health care for the sick and food from poor kids....
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Good to know what to avoid
Eating terrible and overpriced food, to own the left.
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Touching false transliteration of manoeuvre there
La manœuvre de Macron est déjouée. Magnifique discipline pour la plus grande manif depuis le début du mouvement. Le pouvoir doit céder ou il ne restera plus que la porte de sortie.
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They called it the Prayer, its answer was law Its logic stopped war, gave them food How they adored till it cried in its boredom
This is a sci-fi plagiarized from Iain M Banks who would have hated Elon Musk more than anyone on Earth. Isaacson: “And does that mean humans should always be in control?” Musk: “…I mean if the AI was awesome, you’d say like, ‘Maybe the AI should be in control, you know?’”
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"Only in America could I rise to have so much power that the President has to beg me not to turn off an ally's weapons system"
Capitalism is much better than socialism because under socialism no one can even afford to buy elections
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Tucker Carlson says that the reason why people hate Russia is because it's a white, Christian country. George Galloway says it's hard to understand why anyone hates Russia, and Tucker Carlson says the West is "offended by the existence of majority-white Christian countries."
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Yes, Trump is closet Liberace
Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"
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In fact the spoils aren't shared unless you get 1.5 pts each
The spoils are shared.
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Shouldn't they rename it as an American Cocktail?
A 31-year-old Georgia man has been charged after he allegedly threw a Molotov cocktail at a US Immigration and Customs Enforcement building in downtown Atlanta.
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Capitalism is much better than socialism because under socialism no one can even afford to buy elections
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Elon Musk spends $446 million on US midterm elections, becoming the largest individual political donor in modern American history.
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I do challenge the advice about stockpiling Sauvignon blanc. Surely better to stockpile a red - because if the power goes down, the white would be room temperature, which would be simply ghastly.
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Optimists
2 years, 2 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 4 hours, 25 minutes, and 55 seconds ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░░ 43.92%
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Whole Lotta Love, obvsly
What's the Mt Rushmore of songs with the greatest intros? Songs that grab you in the first 15 seconds. Our picks: Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple Back In Black - AC/DC Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses We Will Rock You - Queen What intro did we leave off?
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