jay retweeted
hey can u pls stop vaping around my baby he only likes miami mint geekbars that strawberry mango shit not good for him
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under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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“ao3 writers should go on strike and form a union” NO ONE IS MAKING YOU WRITE FANFICTION YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE😭😭😭
jay retweeted
i just cast 2,000 illegal votes in michigan #StartTheSteal
i forgot that we went to the fire department to use the bathrooms because nowhere else was open or willing to let us in + almost ventured into the forest and waited a whole hour for a party we didn’t even enter cuz of the long ass line
i got so so so high yesterday. saw a guy dressed as a detective going 40 mph on a divvy bike . then briefly thought my friends and i were getting followed in a car and learned i could run very fast in heels
#healing
i got so so so high yesterday. saw a guy dressed as a detective going 40 mph on a divvy bike . then briefly thought my friends and i were getting followed in a car and learned i could run very fast in heels
#healing
jay retweeted
I was in a taxi and my taxi driver insulted another taxi driver. The other taxi driver insulted him back saying “go away with your ugly passenger”… like what did I do?😭































