Pop culture, fat liberation, feminism. CEO of #toddlergrandmastyle. Millenial Mimi Bobeck. Bisexual Belter (YVR Pop Choir). 🎉 🤡 Marketing Dir. @arsenalpulp
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Cocaine Bear is the story of a single mom who works two jobs, who loves her cubs and never stops she’s ripped on blow with the heart of a fighter. She’s a survivor.
Queen Who Never Was, More Like Best and Hottest Targaryen There Is.
We started watching House of the Dragon, and it’s actually only watchable if assume every woman character is closeted for annoying succession reasons because my god all these men are utter FLOPS.
Started slowly attending concerts (masked) & I’ve been startled by venue “security” policies. My dentist-prescribed mints were confiscated as “outside food” & security also tried to take my Imodium? No water bottles or drinks w/ caps. For a nostalgia concert with a 40+ audience?
Anyway think twice about seeing concerts UBC unless you want to be frisked by 20-something security guards and forced to disclose your private medical conditions and still have your emergency snacks confiscated. A disgusting retrograde policy when people can barely afford food.
I’ve had to deliver so much bad news lately that I’m considering starting a podcast where people can call in the awful news they dread sharing, I’ll narrate it & they can then send the link to everyone they need to know. It would be called “Well, sh*t. That’s just f*cking awful.”
I feel like I’m a mere one-five years away from the mature artistic woman style of dress where I wear a linen robe and a regular-sized xylophone as a necklace and everyone just showers me with respect.
don’t chat in cabs bc the time btwn things feels like the only time I get to myself lately. Today a cab driver asked me abt the outcome of sports game bc he was “so hungry last night [he] ate one slice of pizza too many & fell asleep at 7pm” & so legally, I had to befriend him.
As legacy media shrinks, the need for print/physical book review space becomes more urgent, and that’s why I suggest writing great one liners about books you’ve read in public bathroom stalls: I call it Loo Reads.
Having spent the majority of my sentient life solving problems I didn’t create (& spent a truly futile amount of time trying to prevent) I would love to just fully stop caring & BECOME THE PROBLEM for once. Seems fun, honestly to be selfish, ignore others needs & create chaos!
“Highsmith loved cats, and she bred about 300 snails in her garden at home in Suffolk, England. Highsmith once attended a London cocktail party with a "gigantic handbag" that "contained a head of lettuce and a hundred snails" which she said were her "companions for the evening.”
Q: “Where/when would you go if you had access to a time machine?”
Stop at nothing to befriend Patricia Highsmith. I start by crashing the infamous Night of 100 Handbag Snails dinner party.
In this scenario I arrive on the scene in the Back to the Future III locomotive, natch.
Deleted my thread about the changing realities of traditional media book coverage bc this platform isn’t really the place for a nuanced or good faith convo on this complex a topic. If someone organizes an industry panel on this somewhere sometime or wants an op-ed get @ me.