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- hits the alarm clock while falling out of bed
-Kesha starts playing
-“hi, I’m Matthew Parker, and my life is pretty great”
-shows montage of morning routine in background
-“except for one thing, talking to girls”
- shows montage of mint getting slapped by girls
I forgot to update this but it was a success 🤠 shoutout @SwapnoteNicks @sugoi_choi for helping out
Old priv highkey got hacked and turned into an of bot acc SO here is new acc if anyone gaf @bobacabob 🫡
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Lowkey running this lil table while competing while coming down w smth was kinda hard, but it was very fun!! Thanks to everyone who participated and chatted with me and got some goodies! Hope we can do smth like this again ❤️
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when im getting baited and called the n-word by a 17 year old but he doesn't know that I do 15 daily sets of talking to Joe


























