@dDeoxyribo

Unemployed college dropout. 2017 WPT LAPC champ, 2019 PCA runner up, ‘19/‘22 2x bracelet winner, husband and father

Joined June 2009
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My fav shark species. They use their fins to crawl along the ocean floor
weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!!
@WeirdMedieval22h
just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said “oh my god are those its eyes?!” duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book
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Mak
@mak_aura21h
The funniest part about this is that not a single person in the room is even pretending to look somewhere else.
Sage
@hey__sage21h
scarlett johansson trying on her black widow suit for the first time (2010)
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Christopher Probert@tophe_probertOct 15
Hi, sorry to call at such short notice but our sketch artist has fallen ill, was wondering if you could step in, it says on your profile that you do sketch work... Well I normally only draw Giraffes but I guess how hard can it be, sure I'll do it.
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 15
Maduro pleads not guilty to new torture-related charges in New York bbc.in/4imkbGG

Maduro pleads not guilty to additional charges in New York

"I reject this document entirely," Maduro said in court, responding to newly added torture-related charges.

bbc.com
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Bidet
Matt | The Mini-Retirement Maximalist
@TheMattVieraOct 12
Serious question: What's one purchase under $100 that exponentially improved your quality of life?
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Jesse Sylvia
@MrJesseJames4Oct 7
Fushnickens2
@BackToNormalUSAOct 6
I either just witnessed the most blatant case of chip dumping I've ever seen or I just found the worst poker player in the world playing in The ONE
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Trump says so much stupid stuff, seeing the democrats twist his words into something only a crazy person would believe is so disappointing and frustrating. Politically homeless
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Buy toilet paper!!!!!!!
Cosmic Earth
@_cosmicearthOct 1
Mars' largest moon Phobos is slowly spiraling inward and could break apart to form a ring or collide with Mars in about 50 million years.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video appears to be a CGI simulation, not real spacecraft or telescope footage. NASA confirms Phobos is spiraling inward and may form a ring or collide with Mars in about 50 million years. science.nasa.gov/mars/moons/pho…
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Never played on coin before. Might deposit some for a few tournies. Someone shill me their code or whatever to get me the best deal
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Hutch
@hutchinsonSep 23
“Woke 1.0 was crazy huh lol anyways did you see that video of Greta Thunberg accusing Ed Sheeran of war crimes?”
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Giga Based Dad
@GigaBasedDadSep 15
Okay, maybe AI is not so bad after all... 💀
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One time?
Dina Titus
@repdinatitusSep 15
Very pleased to see that my gambling loss tax deduction fix has finally been included in a tax package. I encourage my colleagues to push it through @WaysandMeansGOP this week as quickly as possible.
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Bring back small phones!!
Dexerto
@DexertoSep 9
Apple has revealed its first foldable phone, called the iPhone Duo
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うちの犬、叩かれたことがないので、叩くふりで手を振り上げたら嬉しそうにニコニコで耳をたたむ。ナデナデ待ち。 それで良い。怖いことなんか何も知らなくていい。
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Now she and our daughter both wear visors
Daniel Strelitz@dDeoxyribo31 Mar 2013
My 23 year old girlfriend is wearing a visor. It was her choice to wear it. Thoughts?
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I got my 8 hours of sleep when my daughter was born. It just took 13 hours
Grace
@gracecamille_Sep 2
my friend explaining he is excited for his upcoming paternity leave because he will finally get a break from work and be able to “catch up on sleep”
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salou❦@hyunsthotAug 29
Seeing an interesting tweet and the tl refreshes before you can finish reading it
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No idea of his politics, but if he ran for the big office I’d vote for him just so we could have possibly the greatest run of all time
International Space Station
@Space_StationAug 27
.@NASA astronaut Jonny Kim retires from the agency after nearly 10 years and one mission aboard the International Space Station. He will serve as lieutenant commander in the @USNavy. More... go.nasa.gov/4glk25z
NASA astronaut Jonny Kim poses for a portrait at NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston.

ALT NASA astronaut Jonny Kim poses for a portrait at NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston.

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Ryan Winchester
@ryanwinchesterAug 27
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Canadian Geese are now called DONALD DUCKS.
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Matt Popovich
@mpopvAug 24
Consider the following trade: Jeff Bezos is blocked from becoming a billionaire. However, Amazon consequently does not exist. What percentage of Americans would make that trade?
𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼
@aqee_sofineAug 21
"If you tax billionaires you won't have billionaires anymore." EXACTLY.
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If I get hacked I hope it’s not this cringe
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