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As the reds go marching on! on! on!

Joined July 2009
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Tricks to fold your clothes
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Just leave Spurs
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🚨𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The Glazers family wants to buy back Sir Jim Ratcliffe 28.94% stake in Manchester united because they believe that since Sir Jim Ratcliffe took control and manages all football operations, the club has been sinking down. The Glazers will do all they could to get the stake from him but it will be very difficult.
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solo dolo 🔥🔥🔥
Lmao, Solo is unintentionally hilarious 😭😭 Bro had Roman and Jimmy breaking character while Jey Uso was fighting for his life trying not to laugh 😭 #WWERAW
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Replying to @HKane
This little part of my life is called happiness. After so many years of following and loving football, and nearly two decades of losing faith in a Ballon d’Or that, in my opinion, has far too often been influenced by marketing, financial interests, and favoritism, today I can finally celebrate this award again. What Harry Edward Kane has accomplished is simply extraordinary. His footballing superiority has been so overwhelming that this time, there was no argument strong enough to deny the obvious: the best footballer in the world deserved his Ballon d’Or. I have the privilege of watching him every weekend with my beloved Bayern Munich. Kane stopped being just a traditional centre-forward a long time ago. He is a complete footballer: he wins the ball back, builds attacks, dictates play, creates chances, and scores goals. He can start a move practically inside his own penalty area and finish it himself with a goal. Pure genius! To everyone who loves this beautiful game, I strongly recommend watching him play. We are witnessing a footballer who deserves a place among the all-time greats. These words will probably never reach you, Harry, but you have an unconditional admirer right here. I hope you never retire. Thank you for so much beautiful football, so much intelligence, and so much brilliance. A thoroughly deserved Ballon d’Or, Harry Kane! 🏆❤️🤍 Mia san mia.
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He deserves it. well, ada sekelompok pejabat/management bego di sebuah klub besar yang bilang "pemain usia 30+ itu ga ada value nya" geblek emang Haaland muda ditolak Harry Kane mateng ditolak Anthony overpriced dibeli
🌕✨Harry Kane. The 2026 Ballon d’Or. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Some walk with you for a while… Others stay in your sky forever…
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Best one yet
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This video never get old 😂😂
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This man needs an apology right now!
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stupid club
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Replying to @rioferdy5
Stop yapping and call out the owners!
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🚨 Roy Keane on Manchester United sacking Michael Carrick: Roy Keane 🗣️ “IF CARRICK GOES, THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM MUST GO WITH HIM!” “If Michael Carrick gets sacked, he shouldn’t walk out of that club alone. Jason Wilcox should go with him. Omar Berrada should go with him. INEOS should take responsibility, and the Glazers should be nowhere near another decision about this football club! You cannot keep sacking managers while refusing to give them the quality players they need to compete. That’s not ambition, that’s cowardice from people hiding behind their positions! Let’s be honest, Carrick may not be good enough to manage Manchester United. But where was the proper backing? Where is the structure? Where is the accountability? These executives sit comfortably in their offices, make questionable decisions, then throw the manager under the bus when everything falls apart. Manchester United is not a shelter for incompetent executives! If Carrick is the problem, prove it. But if the people above him keep failing, they must face the same consequences. You cannot keep sacrificing managers to protect boardroom failures. If Carrick goes, the people who helped create this mess must go with him!”
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Kang Lawak Portable retweeted
Tribal Chief Roman Reigns with his Honorary Uce Sami Zayn have reunited 🔥🔥🔥 #WWERAW
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🚨🗣 @alex_crook on Marcus Rashford: "I think his return has been a PROBLEM. I think there are probably some UNHAPPY players in that dressing room because he's earning so much money. "I think it's also been an ISSUE for Matheus Cunha because it's his place that Marcus Rashford took, and you can see that Cunha is SULKING a little bit. "There was such a GOOD BALANCE at the top end of the pitch last season with Cunha, Mbeumo, Bruno Fernandes, Amad Diallo and Šeško when he was fit. "Marcus Rashford, not on a personal level, but just because those players feel aggrieved, I think he's UPSET the balance of the attack and isn't putting the numbers on the board at the moment to justify that HUGE SALARY.” [@talkSPORT]
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And @INEOS
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bapak ini klo ngomong pedes emang. tapi sekarang bener sih
🗣️ Keano on Carrick: “I listened to Carrick after the match. Fresh start. Purpose. Good run coming. Brilliant. What about bloody winning a football match? Seven games, one win. That’s Manchester United we’re talking about. And we’re supposed to sit there and be encouraged because the manager thinks he saw some positives? I must have watched a different game. People will say I’m being harsh on Michael. I said it when they gave him the job: I didn’t think he was the right man.” #MUFC ♥️🖤 Thoughts? 🤔
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Rashford out!
Barca punya opsi permanen £26 juta buat Rashford, tapi tidak diambil. Sekarang dia balik ke United. Terus fans nemu bukti kenapa, lur. Barrios sprint full, Rashford jalan santai kaya lagi di pantai. Selamat datang kembali, aku cuma nonton sambil ngopi.
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This forgotten mouse experiment is now more relatable than ever. [📹 istokp]
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