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A blonde woman treated herself to a brand-new Mercedes.
During the day? The car drove like a dream.
At night? Absolutely nothing. Dead still.
She struggled with it for an entire week—daytime perfect, nighttime disaster.
Finally, she called the dealership, furious. They sent a mechanic to her house.
He inspected the car top to bottom. Engine? Fine. Transmission? Perfect. Electronics? No issues.
Completely puzzled, he finally asked,
“Ma’am… are you sure you’re using the correct gear?”
She crossed her arms and snapped,
“Of course I am! I’m not stupid. I use ‘D’ during the day…
and ‘N’ at night!”
Dan Bee retweeted
This video from @TheBabylonBee seems about two or three years old, however, it's as poignant today as it was then. This is exactly what the Democrat Party is all about. It's comical and yet has a feeling of undeniable truth to it. They all disguise themselves as righteous Crusaders and yet it's all a big lie.
Dan Bee retweeted
Marriage can look perfect from the outside, but the reality behind closed doors might surprise you. 👀💔
Dan Bee retweeted
When someone treats you like an option, walk away. 🚶♂️ Never beg for a place in someone’s life. Know your worth, protect your peace, and remember: you deserve to be chosen, not kept as a backup plan. 💯💔
Dan Bee retweeted
🚨BREAKING: Bill O’Reilly called for the criminal prosecution of E. Jean Carroll, claiming she received substantial funding to pursue lawsuits against Donald Trump.
O’Reilly highlighted that Carroll testified under oath in a deposition that no one was financially assisting her, yet reports show she received $7 million from a nonprofit linked to billionaire Reid Hoffman, a major Democratic donor with ties to Jeffrey Epstein.
Dan Bee retweeted
JAW-DROPPING BETRAYAL! Hakeem Jeffries Nods YES to Flying Deported Illegals Back Into America While Cutting Off ICE’s Funding!
