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“Cleaning lady didn’t come to work three days this week. Found out she was working from home.!!”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of experience comes from bad judgment.!!”

“I don’t want my identity stolen, but I wouldn’t be opposed to a trade.!!” Have a great day.!!

“website:  We use cookies to improve our performance. Me:  Same.!!” Have a great weekend.!!

“Whatever you do, always give 100 percent, unless you’re donating blood.!!”

“Two dead canaries being sold on eBay are not going cheep.!!” Have a great week.!!

“Dogs’ tail got caught in the door; Had to go to the retail store.!!”

“You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.!!”

”So, if we lie to the government, it’s a felony….. But, if they lie to us it’s Politics.!!”

“You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of OUR money.!!”

So Happy It;s Thursday.!! (SHIT)

“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly; and, for the same reason.!!”

“If it wasn’t for lawyers, we wouldn’t need lawyers.!!”

“What happens if you get scared half to death --- Twice??”

”If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible.??” Have a great week.!!

“Imarried Miss Right. I just didn't knowher first name was Always.!!!” Have a great weekend.!!

“What is ‘hump day,’ In a four day week.??” Have a great week.!!

“Marriage is grand, Divorce is a couple of grand.!!” Have a great Holiday.!!

“Since the French like eating snails, is it also true they don't like fast food.?? Have a great week.!!

”If you boil a clown, do you get a laughing stock.??” Have a great weekend.!!