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The Daft Names Daily

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A celebration of real people with the best names on the planet. Props to Yeuw Fat Fook, Burton Leathers, Sultan McDoom, Sally Mangina & Fanny Chu

 Daily moniker-guffaws assured
Joined February 2011
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When you’ve got a trailer full of moody PS5s and the TV presenter asks you your name and you panic (Via @AnthMoore)
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Trapped in a Dutch footballer silly name wormhole
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Other contenders - Fred Grim Dick Helling Ronald Hoop Max de Boom Kick Groot Sherwin Grot Cedric van der Gun Tobias Levels Bart Vriends Freek Heerkens Mark Klok Christian Kum Lionel Lord Gerrit Plomp Rick Plum Cor Pot Dolf Roks Michael Vlap
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Thanks! RT @GaryParkinson: Attn @daftnames - it's that time of year again teapawt.net/notytourney/status/730…
Name of the Year (@NOTYtourney) profile pictureName of the Year@NOTYtourney11 May 2016
Pope McCorkle III is the 2016 Name of the Year nameoftheyear.com/2016/05/po…
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Incumbent Governor of Idaho, Butch Otter. Until 1992, Butch was married to Gay Otter. Marvellous.
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None given...
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And call us cynical, but we do wonder if the people's game is best represented by a Sheik, a Prince, Sexwhale, Champagne and Infantino.
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In 2001, Mr Sexwhale beat off competition from Roseztia McConeyhead to win the Name of the Year competition.
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For those kindly alerting us to the existence of Tokyo Sexwhale, thank you, but he has long been a @daftnames stalwart and patron saint.
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Not Chris Taylor@the_itch198019 Nov 2015
Eternal thanks to @PlenderleithIan for introducing me to the footballer Archie McHard. ARCHIE MCHARD! hugmansfootballers.com/playe…
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Tuscany located in the frozen aisle.
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"Tuscany? TUSCANY!" A woman in Co-Op has either lost her daughter or really enjoyed her holidays.
Ha Ha Clinton Dix gets in Julius Peppers' grid, as BJ Raji looks on. The kind of sports news we like. mweb.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-o…
See you at the Toni Macaroni RT @FourFourTwo: The 11 weirdest stadium names, by @nick_moore fft.sm/MRkVzF
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Happy Birthday, Tu Youyou (via @arobertwebb)
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@daftnames The New York Jets have a player called D'Brickashaw Ferguson.
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Chicago Cubs' Starlin Castro. Doesn't get much more commie-sounding than that. How did he get into 'Murica?
Baseball news! Archimes Caminero replaces Antonio Bastardo at the plate for Pittsburg, then Starlin Castro smashes a homer (Ta @jamescharlo)
Behold, "eyewitness, Reggie Bugmuncher" RT @DarrenNI: bbc.com/news/world-us-canada…
British Airways plane catches fire in Las Vegas

British Airways plane catches fire in Las Vegas

A British Airways plane bound for London catches fire at Las Vegas airport, forcing the evacuation of all 170 people on board on emergency slides.

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Our favourite German art historian and philosopher? Step forward, Mercedes Bunz.
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