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daile aubrey

@daile

happily married artist, occasional actress & future paleoanthropologist. lovable nerd. i like to draw & travel & talk your ear off about evolutionary biology.

 nj / nyc
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Joined February 2009
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Life is like a bottle of whiskey - the second half seems to go a lot faster than the first...
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Graham Kay@mrgrahamkay4 Aug 2017
Amazon is selling toilet paper printed w Trump Tweets. In a thousand yrs ppl will find one and call it The Dead Earth Scrolls.
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Edward Snowden
@Snowden13 Jul 2017
Xiaobo died under guard in a world where states still dim our brightest lights. The law is not justice. 愿我们的兄弟休息。 nytimes.com/2017/07/13/world…
Liu Xiaobo, Chinese Dissident Who Won Nobel While Jailed, Dies at 61 (Published 2017)

Liu Xiaobo, Chinese Dissident Who Won Nobel While Jailed, Dies at 61 (Published 2017)

Mr. Liu, who was convicted in 2009 of inciting subversion and sentenced to prison, was given medical parole recently to be treated for late-stage cancer.

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Matt O'Brien@matt_obrien1 Jun 2017
"Ah this is TOO loud"- guy meeting a transformer in real life
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A quantum physicist finds a 16th century book containing instructions for building a palace out of rainbows.
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Remembering the unforgettable #JudyGarland on her 95th birthday (June 10, 1922 - June 22, 1969). #Pride2017 #prideishappening #LoveIsLove – at Fort Lauderdale, FL
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So Kathy Griffin is more harmful to Barron Trump than global warming. Got it.
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U.S NEWS: "HORRENDOUS PRESIDENT WILL KILL US ALL" CANADIAN NEWS: "PRIME MINISTER IS SEXY SEX MAN THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH"
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if the ghosts that haunt the white house are reading this nows a great time to start floating some plates and blood rivering some stairs – at Los Angeles, CA
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at my pseudo-secular chapel we reject binary notions of the afterlife, for example: clam hell is seagull heaven
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sarah jeong
@sarahjeong5 Jan 2017
I'm just a young pope, nobody loves me He's just a young pope, from a pope family
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Chase Mitchell
@ChaseMit5 Jan 2017
If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son / I got 99 problems and the pope is young
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DVS@DVSblast31 Dec 2016
happy 1993, like perhaps if a wizard does something
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DVS@DVSblast31 Dec 2016
if your new years resolution is "to finally try the juice of an apple" good news, they have it at most stores
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Edward Snowden
@Snowden25 Dec 2016
...thanks?
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Wouldn't it be lovely if death gave us a day's notice so giants like George Michael could see how much they were revered and adored.
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My favorite thing to do when I receive a gag gift is to start sobbing
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*tries to impress you by running up a hill but doesn't actually go that fast*
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RUTH BUZZI
@Ruth_A_Buzzi19 Oct 2016
Don't even coffee to me until I've had my talk.
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The Sharona@TheSharona069 Dec 2016
You have love. You feel love. You win.
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