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•just a Midwest mediocre dude who can’t stand stupid people and swears, a lot • #elderemo #wannabehobbit #DisneyAdult #NoPlansJustVibes #KeepItSimple #WiscoFan

Wisco
Joined May 2010
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Can’t relate bc that’s my bestie.
A shock to no one, a lot of men hate their partners. 🙃
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Now that we’re back from Disney and I have nothing for vacations until the wedding I HAVE to lock back in with the gym and food. I’m feeling flabby and lazy
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This is correct. Hopefully it changes once Montropolis opens but I’m skeptical
Might be controversial but the real half day park is Hollywood Studios.
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Dakin from Wisco retweeted
An unprecedented and historic first three years as Manager
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IT'S A PAT MURPHY THREE-PEAT ‼️ Congratulations to our 3x NL Manager of the Year!
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Caleb Williams put on a career performance on Sunday Night Football:
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Dakin from Wisco retweeted
SORRY, BUT STUDENT LOANS SHOULD HAVE 0% INTEREST. Why should borrowing $50,000 for an education turn into owing $80,000? Give people a clear repayment plan to pay back what they actually borrowed. No interest piling on another $30k. No years of payments that barely touch the balance. You borrowed $50k. You should owe $50k. Education debt shouldn’t grow while you’re trying to pay it off.
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Russell Brand is going to prison because in the UK, they give rapists prison time and don’t elect them President of the United States
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Who would’ve thought that a fucking automatic toilet would be the bane of my existence as a parent
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It’s giving calling your ex in hopes they take you back after the guy you dumped them for didn’t work out
Vikings have identified Raiders QB Kirk Cousins as a prime trade candidate ahead of today’s 4 pm ET deadline, per league sources. The clock is ticking to get a deal done.
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This seems accurate
Brewers offseason predictions -Bauers declines QO -Contreras plays out 2027 without trade or extension -Megill traded, Abner becomes closer -Joey Ortiz traded -Made opening day 3rd baseman -Woodruff retires -Ashby gets opportunity to start -No major free agent moves
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Death. Taxes. The Green Bay Packers not making mid season trades. #gopackgo I’m not upset but I’m surprised that we didn’t try and get a RB
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In college we use to pile into cars and go to BDubs every Tuesday and Thursday bc their deals were amazing for a bunch of college dudes.
Random take: I feel like dudes don’t go out and watch Monday Night Football anymore. When I was in my 20s. There was nothing better than finding a good wing spot. A place with a great beer special. Maybe a waitress/bartender you had the hots for. What happened to that?
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Mendoza will play. No non-Packer first-round QB has sat even for a year (Mahomes waited the longest). Everyone plays their first year, unless you're a Packer.
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Rhyan as a top 2 OL?! Did Morgan die?!
Don't think it should go unnoticed that the Packers boat raced the Patriots in NE, without: Zach Bako-Bewele & Sean Rhyan (top 2 OL) Josh Jacobs, MarShawn Lloyd, Chris Brooks (Top 3 rb's coming into the season) Jayden Reed (top slot WR) Luke Musgrave (#2 TE) Javon Hargrave, Warren Brinson, Jonathan Ford (3 IDL all slated for the 53) Micah Parsons (2nd best defensive player in the world) Zaire Franklin, Edgerrin Cooper, Ty'Ron Hopper (3 of their top 4 ILB's) Skyy Moore (Top KR & PR) Hell of a coaching job by MLF & company.
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Dakin from Wisco retweeted
The most relevant stats you’ll find today: Brewers last World Series Title: 13 Days C*bs last World Series Title: 3,660 Days Packers last Super Bowl Win: 5,756 Days Bears last Super Bowl Win: 14,898 Days Bucks last NBA Title: 1,939 Days Bulls last NBA Title: 10,376 Days WE OWN YOU CHICAGO. 🤪 #GoPackGo  #WonOurWay  #FearTheDeer
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Really hoping Crowley isn’t stupid enough to try and actually implement toll roads in our state. Dude won’t make it a whole term and they won’t even be running by the time he’s voted out.
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Not to sound like a homer but more as a general fan of the game; Why would this even be close?
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I hate going home
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Maybe it’s just that we aren’t use to grandparents having the boy often while we go out for a date night, but damn this boy ran the show on them the last two nights. 😂
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This would be like if I said that a Taylor song sounded like a Demi song
I'm pretty sure this is Simba, Nala and Simba on my Disney calendar 😅🤣
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
That's Kiara, Simba and Nala's daughter. lionking.fandom.com/wiki/Kiara
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