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🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Clone Robotics just released footage of the world’s first bipedal, musculoskeletal android. Clone is manufacturing only 279 units of the limited edition Clone Alpha. These are muscuskeletal androids designed for the home with the Telekinesis training platform to attempt to teach the Clone new skills. Pre-installed skills •Memorizes your clean home layout •Memorizes your kitchen inventory •Capable of witty dialogue •Shakes hands with your friends •Pours drinks for you •Makes you sandwiches •Washes, dries, and folds your clothes •Vacuums your floors •Turns the lights on and off •Sets the dining table •Loads and unloads the dishwasher •Follows you around •Holds items for you •Retrieves items for you •Charges itself •Equipped with the Telekinesis training platform to let you teach your Clone Alpha new skills.