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Described as sounding like an American with an English accent. I am not, under any circumstances, available to help you move house. Sarah's Australian husband.

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Joined March 2009
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I don't want my Twitter feed to be an echo chamber, but I'll be blocking Flat Earthers on sight from now on. Wilful ignorance pisses me off.
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Charlie Kirk looked like you went into a character creator and pushed all the face sliders to one side
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We get to call him Bizarro now, right?
🚨 Dean Cain now says he’ll be sworn in as an ICE agent and is willing to hop out of vans to apprehend people. There’s something so sick that someone who carried Superman’s legacy is such a vile racist POS.
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Remember when Starmer's worst trait was that he had no personality? Now he's grown one, and it's shit
10 years ago he was a respected human rights lawyer who campaigned on behalf of immigrants. Now look at him. Selling his soul and demonising them to appease the far right in a desperate attempt to stay in office. Absolute scum! #StarmerOut #StarmerLies
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Anxiety is feeling like you would scream if you could just take a deep enough breath
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This opinion is a puddle of wet shit
Men don't go to therapy because it doesn't work. That's it. That's the conversation.
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"Oh no!" "He can't get away with this!" "This is an outrage!" Yes. But what are you going to *do* about it?
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Rocky IV is a Christmas movie
Dec 25th 1985 - Rocky Balboa fought Ivan Drago in Russia. πŸ“½οΈπŸ“… Rocky IV (1985)
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This is what you get when the numbers at the end of your name add up to more than your IQ "The definition of a word isn't what that word means" πŸ™„
Replying to @dammitalltohell
No it’s not maybe you should go hide in your husbands foreskin in your safe place
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You are wrong
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In order to be homophobic first you have to be scared of queers me personally, I don’t know anyone scared of queers
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Help. I have accidentally conceived a Six Million Dollar Man reboot as leftist propaganda about socialized healthcare
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If "once you pop, you can't stop" is really true, why does the tube have a replaceable lid?
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Really digging down to my Australian roots by pronouncing "Guilbault" as "Gibbo", and watching even non-French speaking Canadians cringe
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I can admit when I'm wrong For instance, I thought there was nothing I could care less about than a Joker movie And then they made a sequel
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Every now and then at work, I like to use an "old Australian saying" that I just made up My favourite for today is "As slippery as a well-buttered arsehole"
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I have to remember the name of that fucking baby hippo for another 3 months because it's for sure gonna come up on Big Fat Quiz of the Year
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We sell camouflage jackets with hi-vis stripes and that will never make sense to me
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The two genders:
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When I say I'm golden, what I mean is...well, have you heard of kintsugi?
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What in the white middle aged fuck is pickleball, and how do I make people stop talking about it?
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