Dan King

A year ago today I said this as a joke. Turns out I wasn't joking.

This is still just as relevant as the day I first posted it.

The Rockefeller’s owned standard oil

Is this the article that inspired Taylor Swift?????

Life has been too boring recently... might just switch my major again 🤪🤪

You know your childhood is dead whenever you think of Plato first when you hear someone say Play-Doh

I feel a spiral coming on

I want the book I wrote in middle school confessing my love to my crush to become a series. – at Kirksville, MO

Me at Thanksgiving dinner when someone asks me how this semester is going

Bestie I- 😂😂

I have a paper thats 3 weeks late, another paper and a discussion board that are 2 weeks late, AND THEN ANOTHER PAPER AND DISCUSSION BOARD THAT ARE ALSO 1 WEEK LATE!!!! At what point to I give up?

That didn’t age well – at Kirksville, MO

Did we ever really get out of the state of nature? – at Kirksville, MO

The day townies finally start using their turn signal is the day I finally say I’m at peace with living in Kirksville. – at Kirksville, MO

And they say you can’t hear pictures smh – at Kirksville, MO

No sir, I was not flirting with your wife. I was just being nice because you obviously aren’t. #serverlife – at Missouri, USA

Me after weaving a discussion of toxic partisanship of courts into my very non-political justice systems class discussion board – at Kirksville, MO