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will you fix my home fibre that i pay with my hard earned money or @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC
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I almost believed Ruto would comply. But when the Judiciary keeps suspending its own declarations, a power it does not have, why should he respect its authority? 120 days and yet no compliance. Must litigants now return to court to beg for compliance? Exhausting!
Today is the deadline for the President to reconstitute the Cabinet to meet the two-thirds gender principle. The High Court gave him 120 days At midnight, the constitutionality of the Cabinet and its decisions will be in question. May the Constitutional bells ring!
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Alafu what's wrong with safaricom internet lately?
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Rwanda ni Minister ali announce news ya F1
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Home fibre has become ass Broo. SMH
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l retweeted
My Saf home fibre can’t even load Twitter images. @Safaricom_Care fix this thing bana
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You gotta love how Sakaja speaks about that collapsed Eastleigh building -- like an outsider, a foreigner, an itinerant trader. He has no clue how the building came to be...😆
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One thing i cannot get past is how people who survived Moi say that Ruto's regime is worse...
This is the real William Ruto, and if you think you can afford another 5 years under his rule, think twice. Kenya can't afford another William Ruto reign. Imetosha. “William Ruto is worse than Moi.”
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At this point, chapati mistress anafaa awacon mpaka ile siku mtashika adabu.
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Let's unite Zimbabwe, Malawi, Tanzania and Congo and our great nation will be (ZIMATACO) if we can add Zambia and Kenya it's going to be (ZIMATACOZAKE)
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Replying to @KagutaMuseveni
@KagutaMuseveni Proposes @mkainerugaba as his Successor at @NRM CEC Meeting at State House Entebbe | ChimpReportsNews chimpreports.com/museveni-pr…
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The treatment of Kenyans seeking visas to Nigeria is unacceptable. While we extend visa free entry to Nigerian citizens, this is not reciprocated. The inconvenience suffered by Kenyans is unwarranted. We are pursuing the remedying of this situation with vigor at diplomatic and political levels. @KenyaHC_Nigeria @NigeriaMFA
By the way applying for a Nigerian Visa - you need more documents than you need for the UK, US, Schengen. And the process is longer. You even need the passport of the inviter. A colleague is applying because someone decided to host a conference in Nigeria that he has to attend.
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Wait, I’m so sure I saw a tweet earlier this week with someone saying Sakaja would cry very soon for the press
Governor Sakaja gets emotional as he talks about children lacking proper facilities in Public Primary Schools 😂😂
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On this day 21 years ago, 25th October 2005, Mama Miria Kalule Obote @UPCSecretariat led her children, the country and the world in sending off her beloved late husband, the founder of the Republic of Uganda, Dr Apollo Milton Obote to his eternal resting place at Akokoro City
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Nobody lives longer than terrible African presidents
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Kalonzo is moving from one side to the other like a Wiper.... Wait....
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The NCA says the collapsed Eastleigh building was registered under number 53128815710410. We decided to check its official database, but the registration number was nowhere to be found. nca.go.ke/approved-projects
Press Statement: Building Collapse in Eastleigh, Kamkunji Sub-County, Nairobi County.
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Yet, in 2017, after the Supreme Court nullified the Presidential election, as Speaker of NA you led parliament in enacting electoral amendments that were meant to undermine electoral transparency, including live-streaming and transmission of results. 🚮 teapawt.net/HonJBMuturi/status/211…
DEMOCRATIC PARTY WILL OPPOSE THIS DRACONIAN LEGISLATIVE PROPOSAL The Democratic Party unequivocally opposes any legislative proposal seeking to weaken electoral transparency by removing safeguards for the live transmission of election results. Article 86 of the Constitution demands an electoral system that is accurate, verifiable, secure, accountable and transparent. Kenyans did not fight for multiparty democracy to be subjected to an electoral process shrouded in secrecy. Any attempt to weaken public scrutiny of election results is an affront to the spirit of constitutional democracy and must be resisted through every lawful parliamentary and constitutional avenue. Elections belong to the people, not the government, and no administration should treat transparency as a threat to its political interests. We demand that Parliament reject any provisions that undermine public access to timely, verifiable election information. Restricting transparency risks creating an information vacuum, fuelling misinformation and eroding public confidence in electoral institutions. The Democratic Party will stand firmly against any rollback of democratic safeguards and will demand clear accountability from those sponsoring or supporting such changes. Our position is unequivocal: no information blackout, no weakening of constitutional protections, and no legislation that compromises Kenyans' right to scrutinise their elections. Democracy must never be sacrificed at the altar of political convenience.
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This man is a crook. He cancelled his trip to Uganda because of Ebola. If he were a real prophet, he would have gone there, because that is exactly where real power is needed. Instead, he is now coming to South Africa to con the gullible and the desperate out of their money. A man of God does not run away from the sick. He runs towards them.
Prophet Benny Hinn has landed South Africa!!😆🙌🏽 Whatever your plans this weekend, you cannot afford to miss this life-changing encounter we’re about to experience, personally and as a nation.❤️ I’m believing God for personal upliftment through real encounter with JESUS, and a supernatural turnaround for our nation.🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 What are you trusting God for?💁🏽‍♀️
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They tell you they support a two-state solution then they ban you showing support for one of the states
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