Former baby. Not a Kors; not yet a Birkin.
Des Moines, IA
Joined September 2011
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If you ever want to get the biggest eyeroll imaginable out or me, just reply to me with “thanks much!”
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Boomers judge present-day weddings like “back in my day, our reception was in a church basement,”….as if they didn’t have cakes like this
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Forever resentful that Mitch is not supportive of me dressing up as Terry from Reno 911 for Halloween.
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“Blake Shelton and Jason Aldean are the LIV golfers of country music.” - Mitch, being 100% correct
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What happens when you created a fake Facebook account to match your fake ID 11 years ago that you no longer have access to.
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Dana Melcher retweeted
Iowa State Athletics Director Jamie Pollard confirms at press conference ISU will add the sport of women’s wrestling in 2027-2028 school year. Wrestling replaces gymnastics as Iowa State’s 18th varsity sport.
Kevin Dresser will become director of men’s and women’s wrestling.
Brent Metcalf is Iowa State’s new head men’s wrestling coach.
Alli St John is the head women’s wrestling coach.
Ending the weekend with half of the final four of my Hot Coach Madness still in it. I’ll take it I guess.
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It’s only rained during the Rose Parade 10 times in its 130-year history.
And we’re here for the 11th time.
Mitch is on a tswift kick lately and thought Father Figure was “inspired by Succession or something.” Cute.
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Thankful that my husband minds his own business when he witnesses me pulling out a pair of heels and a brownie from my purse at the same time.
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