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Dan

@danblea

Bio: *something hilarious and crazy*

 Near Cheltenham
Joined February 2010
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Ronaldo my man. He loves to look at himself on the big stadium screen.
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Be better off with Linda Bellingham #ENGGER
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Imagine being the person who has to explain "Pegging" to the Queen. #PrinceOfPegging
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#jubilee
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One the funniest goals you may have ever seen as Ørjan Nyland gifts Luton the lead. 😂 (video by @footballdaily)
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Imagining missing three of your last four penalties and then doing a Panenka at 4-2 down away at City in the Champions League semi final first leg! You are from another planet @Benzema!
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Brings back memories.
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Ashley Cole vs Cristiano Ronaldo at Euro 2004 is still an incredible watch.
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The longer I support Bristol City, the more I can’t wait for civilisation on this planet to die out, removing what semblance of meaning the universe once laid claim to. I bet you we win that day, though.
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🏆 COMPETITION 🏆 As proud sponsors of @BristolCity we are giving away a brand new kit and all you have to do is... ➕ RT this tweet ➕ Follow @NexusGroupHQ ➕ Tell us what size you need Winner announced this weekend 🙌
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Let me rewrite the true headline. On behalf of Her Majesty, Her Majesty's police are taking no further action investigating Her Majesty's son. #PrinceAndrew
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@Channel4News10 Oct 2021
Channel 4 News can reveal tonight that the Metropolitan Police said they will be taking no further action following two reviews related to convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein's activities in the UK. channel4.com/news/revealed-m…
Revealed: Met Police will take no further action following reviews into Jeffrey Epstein’s activit...

Revealed: Met Police will take no further action following reviews into Jeffrey Epstein’s activit...

Tonight we can reveal that after reviewing recent material, including reports by this programme, the Met will take no further action.

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Replying to @BristolCity
@BristolCity
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It's 1984 and your parents just dropped you and your friends off at the movies. What are you going to watch?
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A.A. Milne has been downgraded to C.D. Milne
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I've had enough of Matt Hancock bringing his ukelele to interviews
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Man jumps off one metre high wall. Please do not try this at home.
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Great to try a bit of #parkour this morning with @ParkourUK President @SebastienFoucan to learn how anyone can #GiveParkourATry
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Christ... what a free kick from Jamie Patterson for Bristol City 😳 If De Bruyne hit this it would be all over Twitter. #BristolCity
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Shouldn’t laugh really 😉😉
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Chris Whitty has one of those pens with blue, green, red and black ink and you just know his notes are absolutely colour-coded to shit
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ABSOLUTE SCENES ON THE BBC NEWS CHANNEL
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