Dance Major Problems

Do you ever worry that one day you might be competing with the Dance Moms girls for jobs?

Can't wait until I have a dance job and I can write off leotards as a business expense on my taxes.

I've got 99 problems and petit allegro is all of them.

I think part of the reason dance majors are so stressed out all the time is from trying to go to the bathroom while wearing a leotard.

"My ideal survival job: live-in nanny for a rich Upper East Side family until I get my big break." "You just described the plot of Jessie."

Raise your hand if you spent your entire break in bed watching Netflix and eating chips and now you're terrified about auditions. 🙋

Aka, I'm not stressing about finding a job after graduation like the rest of my non-dance friends.

My favorite part about being a dance major: it's acceptable to just be a waitress for a while until you get dancing jobs.

Read an article about Misty Copeland and then did a million crunches. #fitnessmotivation

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"I'm such a passionate ballerina, look at me in my soft shoes." #vsfashionshow

Why?

My favorite part of thanksgiving is explaining to my family that I actually don't plan on being on broadway after I graduate.

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People who don't believe in your dreams just aren't people you need in your life.

When people ask about your post-graduation plans and then tell you "you'll grow up eventually." 😡 #dancemajorproblems

If anyone tells you that they don't need ballet they're lying and you should never trust them.

Do you ever get really mad that you weren't one of the ballerinas in the Shake It Off video? I do.