Lamont retweeted
There's a saying "like putting lipstick on a pig" but I feel like I'd be way more likely to kiss a pig with lipstick, this pig is putting in some effort. What is this pig wearing? A nice sundress maybe? I might fuck this pig guys.
I feel bad for old school gangstalkers. With drones and cameras everywhere you don't really need a guy in a trenchcoat to sneakily follow someone around anymore. There's no nuance, no art to stalking someone now.
Repeatedly tweeting “I would never kill myself!” so if I accidentally die from jerking off with a belt around my neck people will think it was a CIA plot
Lamont retweeted
I'm biased but anti-Japan "PEAK GENERATIONAL SLANDER😂🤞" people have to be the worst posters on the site right now
Ordered the waffle chicken sandwich at Chick-fil-a and they gave a severed hand between the two soggiest waffles of all time
Actually, I’m not a “cuck”. I just had my wife impregnated by another man so I can never have sex, therefore retaining my inceldom so I can go to Chudtopia when I die

























