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Jeff Bezos is actually the psychotic hunter from Jurassic Park 2, dude eats iguanas its literally just the same guy.
It's a state fair, should be a dunk tank.💪⚾️
Baptizing tents and MAGA public masturbators. Trump sure does know how to throw a fair with our taxpayer money. #DemsUnited
Thanks! Do you think it's weird that the IDF guy wasn't full of secret service bullet holes? Or that every terrified guest of honor was all smiles at the impromptu presidential press briefing back at the white house 45 minutes later? Or that a secret service agent was shot and
hospitalized, despite it being inconclusive that the IDF guy ever discharged a weapon? Or the president's private attorney, now acting attorney general, telling reporters regarding ballistics "sometimes bullets get lost". Or that CBS News 60 Minutes happened to be lined up for a
Wait, ICE's Motto is "DEFEND THE HOMELAND"????
🚨 SCOOP: Madison Sheahan, who DHS Sec. Kristi Noem made second in command at ICE, wasted millions of dollars from Congress/OBBB and ordered 2,500 vehicles wrapped with its flashy logo, which ICE doesn't want and largely cannot use.
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Ben Shapiro Singes! Commentator uninjured lighting his new candle: Exclusive Fall 2025 Scent – Inspired by his all new book. Notes of Ginger, Sandalwood, and Amber. Bold ginger sparks with fierce determination, while grounding sandalwood anchors ancient wisdom and unwavering reso
Metallurgically, 🥉 medals are worth $5, 🥈 $1600, and🥇$2,580 (plated). If gold medals were solid still, like those before 1913 @Olympics, they would be worth $82,460!
Back to the Future IV should totally be Shia LeBouf and Jeff Goldblum @thecampaignbook @realJGoldblum
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Happy Birthday to Carl Sagan.
Here he explains global warming in simple words (1985 video):
