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@danguterman

Carol & The End Of The World, Rick & Morty, Colbert Report, At Home with Amy Sedaris, Community, The Onion (Head Writer)

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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Tired of all these stupid rom-coms. And so is my best friend who I have feelings for but is dating the lawyer who's representing my ex-wife.
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"Let me eat cake" - Donald Trump
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It's funny how children see the world: upside down with their parents screaming at me to please be careful.
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The secret to drawing horses is start drawing a dog and then halfway through pretend the dog is really, really rich.
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the seven types of comedy: comedy as entertainment comedy as activism haha fancy man fell down comedy as artistic pursuit racism comedy as drama with zero comedy i have a mortgage now
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stronger female characters is a good start but another thing that helps is writing very weak male characters. that’s what I’m going to do.
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my favorite episode of seinfeld is when they bet who can go the longest without masturbating and one by one they all masturbate and you see it each time
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video game tells me to take a break and go outside like that’s not also collecting coins & trying not to die
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it’s a girl!!
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THRILLER IDEA: A man finds stacks of money inside his burrito. We then cut to another man as he opens a briefcase to reveal carne asada. The man struggles to explain. He is shot through the head.
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took a trip to los carneros in the heart of wine country. so beautiful out here but all i can think about is work
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If I was rich I'd have two hedge mazes. One from which there can be no escape. And one for more lighthearted affairs and casual mazing.
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started collecting mirrors and it's either getting out of hand or I only have twelve
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They all laughed when I said I was going deaf. But who's laughing now?
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Not sure how Houdini made his daring escapes but I use alcohol
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if i could have sex with anyone living or dead i’d pick living.
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i bet you could get pretty far in the business world just by showing up everywhere in a karate uniform.
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/Film@slashfilm3 Jun 2025
This beloved, if under-seen, animated Netflix miniseries has a simple yet endearing message that should speak to anyone dealing with some existential angst. slashfilm.com/1867538/netfli…
An Underrated Netflix Animated Miniseries Is The Perfect Watch During An Existential Crisis -...

An Underrated Netflix Animated Miniseries Is The Perfect Watch During An Existential Crisis -...

This beloved, if under-seen, animated Netflix miniseries has a simple yet endearing message that should speak to anyone dealing with some existential angst.

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Rewatching Carol & The End of the World, and I really want to own a physical copy this show. Someone please make this possible.
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🌀T O N I G H T🌀 vimeo.com/ondemand/marblehal…
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