Dan Hulton Parody Account (@danhulton) profile picture

Twitter lifeboat at: https://teapawt.net/t.co/C9eJ7jFbzf

Toronto, Ontario
Joined July 2007
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I am following the rules. That's why I'm not campaigning, that's why I'm not performing, that's why I'm not giving statements. I have a different life than many of our candidates, I still have a 9-5 because without it, I can't pay rent. I'm working class, and existing in a city-
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Clown/Witch/Magical girl I started this with the intention of trying to pull back my color use a bit but as things went on it came back. Whups #illustration #characterdesign #witch #clown
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IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: TWITTER HAS BEEN BREACHED. Even with two factor authentication enabled, you are vulnerable to a SIM swap attack. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD NOW. Please RT.
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Replying to @nonbinarybooty
You can’t actively support the industry (by giving them patronage) then turn around and denounce that same industry by saying “I don’t tip bc they should pay y’all more” that’s not how that works just say you’re cheap and don’t value service workers
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UPDATE: The tweets by @TwitterSupport this morning, announcing a new policy banning linking to competing websites, have been deleted. The policy itself was deleted from Twitter’s website.
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Learning that intersex people are as common as redheads was a paradigm shifting moment.
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Turns out free speech is a really complicated subject and anyone talking about it in absolute terms is either full of shit or working you and if you take an litigious, union-busting oligarch's commitment to it at face value you're a fucking rube, nice to put a bow on top of this.
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Every one of us should be angry that one of Ontario’s largest children’s hospitals has had to call in the Red Cross to help with staffing. Every one of us should be demanding that our government immediately invest more resources into our healthcare system. Every one of us.
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Here is Ottawa City Council, including their mayor, passing a motion opposing the undemocratic Bill 39 (minority rule) & sending their position to Ford before the Bill passes at Queen’s Park. We need Toronto Councillors to do the same before it’s too late progresstoronto.ca/debate-39
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Do things that require less imagination for people (companies) to see the value (in context of the current job market)- @mattstratton
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Hive Social is an app that grew in rapid popularity (about 1M users in weeks) following the Twitter takeover. It has basic security issues - likely not using auth on some endpoints - that allow full access to everything by an attacker. This comes at a bad time for them.
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It’s always worth reminding Musk’s fan boys that these are the brilliant men who founded Tesla. Elon was just a series-A investor who bought in, then sabotaged the company enough until these men were pushed out, then he spent the next ten years telling everyone he founded Tesla.
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My ADHD was misdiagnosed as “smart but lazy”, “selfish”, “lacks effort”, “in his own world”, “too sensitive”, “messy and disorganized”, “always late”, “gets in his own way”, “sloppy handwriting”, “overly emotional”, “a lot”, and “not living up to his potential.”
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The first phone to run over a child
JUST IN: Elon Musk says he will create a new phone if Twitter is removed from Google Play & Apple App Store.
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There is an envelope marked FASCIST MANIFESTO on my desk. I open it and retrieve a 3x5 file card, with the words "I am neither conventionally right nor left" written on it.
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