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dan

@danielgasoline

professional shithead

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Joined August 2021
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all my tweets flop when im literally writing pure english literature
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telling my friend we're going to a ariana grande concert but we're going to a freshly red dyed eugenia cooney mukbang
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a threesome consist of a woman (tank) a man (dps) and a bisexual (support)
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ok fine i'll give you the benefit of the larp
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don't piss me off when the jack me off option is right there
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did a tiktok love spell that didn't work but trumps aboutta die so 67
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me after gooning for bonnie blues good jeans after she did performative blackface labubu while three men dwerked in her at the 80 year old diner that still does coke the old fashioned way
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"how to kill a school shooter" (i dropped out of college)
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showing my barber the tsundere yaoi mans haircut
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DSM-5 Demon
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been tossed around more than a take one leave one penny at 7 Eleven
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my dick hitting the lavendar scented pad on the 2 foot urinal
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girl did you just put yourself in a mid off with me 😭
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do you really wanna be having this conversation lmao
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when she farts in your face and you can taste the diet coke >>
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the mirror 25 feet away is about to give me body dysmorphia
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your local olive garden worker is mogging you
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can a gym bro explain to me the thermodynamics of eugenia cooney
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my apple watch asking if im working out because my anxiety of entering the gym
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