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dani

@danislan_

chris pratt hate account (she/her)

 yoshis island
Joined February 2014
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i miss being young and attracted to only conventional beauty standards like abercrombie models now i have a crush on conan o’brien i want it to end
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me at Maya Rudolph’s Oh Mary
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Heather acting an awful lot like Brittani’s mouthpiece #rhoslc
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Where the fuck is Yoshi #nintendodirect
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Mark Ruffalo you are TAKING IT!!! EMMYS SWEEP FOR #taskhbo
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i need jill zarin to send me away to fat camp for a few weeks
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I NEED MOVIE NIGHT!!! CUT TO WHAT THESE GIRLS WERE SAYING ABOUT HUDA #LoveIslandUSA
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This whole situation would be an incredible episode of Veep
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VP20 Apr 2025
Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health. Happy Easter!
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THEY TAKING HER INTO CUSTODY RIGHT AWAY???????????? #RHOP
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not a day goes by that i don’t think about kermit on the masked singer
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PAIGE VINDICATED WE WON #summerhouse
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I wonder if the same timelines apply to Paige. I’m not judging but her friend is!! #summerhouse
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THE PRICE
creep (@creeeep3000) profile picturecreep@creeeep300011 Feb 2025
Replying to @_iamjamila
how much you paid?
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White people will tell you they couldn’t understand a word Kendrick said and then put on some Pearl Jam.
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When Beyoncé dropped this Verizon Ad during the Super bowl!!😭 (4K)
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I will build statues of him
l∀UREN (@LaurenMcMillen) profile picturel∀UREN@LaurenMcMillen3 Feb 2025
WE LOVE U MICHAEL POLANSKY
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Beyoncé is the first Black woman to win Album of The Year at the #GRAMMYs in 26 years. Lauryn Hill last won in 1999.
Image from BEYONCÉ LEGION (@BeyLegion)
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she's fucking WEIRDDDDD AGAIN MY PAWS ARE UP
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did luca guadagnino kill somebody?
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Brynn is a dark human. The way she weaponizes the most vulnerable things a person can experience strategically and methodically is scary. Not fun. Not good tv either. #RHONY
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let’s keep TikTok and ban Crumbl Cookies instead!
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