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Dani

@danisugaa

You’ll love me in every universe. 💜

 Columbus, OH.
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Joined September 2009
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Embarrassment is part of the human experience.
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During the era of Millenial optimism, Thursday nights at the club were always sexier than the weekend.
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@hotcoolkeedNov 6
When you high AF and you feel fly as a Mf
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#superliked
el (@iconicelll) profile pictureel@iconicelllNov 5
texting is so lame i’d rather sit in his lap and suck on his tongue
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Omg 😭
LEN (@jaaayLENo) profile pictureLEN@jaaayLENoNov 7
I’ll never forget the time I tried to date a man in his twenties. One night we were in the car and he said he was about to put on some old school. The man keeps telling me “you don’t know nothing about this!” and proceeded to play Superstar by Usher
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Mir@sbxlochNov 6
If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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@favwontmissNov 7
My elder millennial brain still believes a fresh notebook could turn this entire operation around.
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chromatic.@juhmeer21h
i be wanting to date like i’m in a romantic comedy but yall be tryna have me in a horror movie!! just jumpscare after jumpscare
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Rams@ramenramsNov 6
They’ll kill you for being the people’s princess
. (@Dboysback65) profile picture.@Dboysback65Nov 4
Hate a bitch that just knows everybody, lmao like how do you even know them 😭
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L@justlonah_22h
idk there’s something about calling someone you like when you’re out
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I’m so single I drunkenly ordered a gift for my bestie last night. SOMEBODY getting tricked on. 😂
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Y’all 🤣🤣
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This made me realize that I’m not using my tits enough.
Amunet (@VintageSitcoms) profile pictureAmunet
@VintageSitcomsNov 6
Niecy needs to come out with her own line of spanx!!! They be SITTING RIGHT😩
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I’m tryna kiss
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It’s hard for me to even like one!
bolu★ (@thee_stallie) profile picturebolu★@thee_stallieNov 5
niggas really be surprised when I tell em i’m a one man at a time kind of girl. more power to the folks that got rosters but I don’t got the time or patience for allat man 😂
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Miso soup is incredibly elemental…. biotic….. I feel as if I am drinking the ocean when I sip it
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I WILL BE SAT!!!
Netflix (@netflix) profile pictureNetflix
@netflixNov 6
Get ready. The Love Is Blind Reunion premieres this Sunday, November 8 at 9PM ET / 6 PM PT. Only on Netflix.
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A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑 (@Taurus_Groove) profile pictureA Pimp Named Thickback 🍑
@Taurus_GrooveNov 6
This one almost did me in
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@UjuAnyaNov 6
They had no right to make a song this tragic so fucking groovy.
Karen, Esq. (@enemybitchy) profile pictureKaren, Esq.@enemybitchyNov 5
Sorry but this is now the National Anthem of the United States of America
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Laying in a man crib while he cook for you is the toppest of all tiers.
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