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Black Country / London
Joined April 2023
Me: Hello I’d like to book an appointment please Doctor’s receptionist:
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Clocks go back this weekend. I’m putting mine back to 2004 when this county had some sexually explicit derivative of Cinderella created by Jim Davidson
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Got asked if I've got any kids and I said none that I know of
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Series Two of The Laughter Effect is upon us, and guest number three is one of Britain's finest young comedy writers, Ruth Husko, AKA @dank_ackroyd In this clip, Ruth recalls her first ever tweet, which included multiple vibrators, was factually incorrect, but went down rather well. The episode is available now on YouTube, Spotify and Apple Podcasts and you’ll find links for all three in my linktree thingumyjig. Good day.
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I think you might have mistaken me for someon who gives a fig
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When this came out I repeatedly sang songs from it to my boyfriend at the time in Cliff’s voice. Just months later he started seeing the receptionist from work. Now, was it because of this album or that she was 20 yrs younger with big tits - hard to say really isn’t it 🤔⚖️
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Happy Birthday Cliff Richard 🎉 celebrating the day with a bit of a reggae vibe from his 2018 album ‘Rise Up’ ✌️😎
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Happy Ringo Fan Mail Deadline day ✌️🕊️❤️
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Replying to @SUPERSONGBlRD
I’ve never wore eyeliner in my life please stop it with this misinformation its misleading and really upsetting my family
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just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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Honestly, we need to have a serious conversation about ‘extra protein’ products
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Just dropped a huge Traitors spoiler in the group chat
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My Keith Allen alarm just went off #totp
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Two years to the day. How’s that amulet working out for ya brother
Who’s gonna tell Russell his magic amulet is from a company that’s an anagram of Arse Ethic
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John’s doing a public service with these
Brand trial day two court drawing just landed - it’s sublime
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Brand trial day two court drawing just landed - it’s sublime
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"you're blatantly not me nan"
Prince George refused to bow to Queen Camilla.....
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Would rather do a slide tackle in lava
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First Brand court pic in - and it’s a classic
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Brian Wilson: I may not always love you… 🎶 Mrs Wilson: you fucking what mate
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