Dear Harrison Butker, you're a fucking kicker, shut the fuck up.

Ok, how is Trump gonna end WW3?

Nuke em all Have a ball And end this fucking crisis Stormtroopers of Death always have the answer

Melania 2.0 was Trump's lawyer because he stiffed so many lawyers in the past that no competent attorney would defend him. Tits missed deadlines and didn't know how to introduce witnesses and evidence. On appeal, new witnesses and evidence can't be heard. #takemaralago

#DementiaDon poops his Depends while meeting with world leaders. Biden has bad days, but he doesn't shit his diaper in public. If you can't control your butthole, you can't be president. Also, if you're a man who wears high heels, you also can't be president

I'm not a Nikki Haley fan, but she doesn't have to wear Depend diapers like Trump. Even 867 year old Biden doesn't poop his diaper and be changed like a baby. #TrumpSmells

All respect to Michael Penix, Jr. he needs some painkillers, he's earned them. I'm a Michigan fan, but he's the best QB in college.

JETER, JORDAN, THE HUGE FUCKING POP TART, AND JIM HARBAUGH ARE TRUE WINNERS! MICHIGAN WOLVERINES THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!

There is nothing better than ruining Ohio Soft University, Alabama, and Paul Feinbaum's season. To quote el presidente, El Guapo Portnoy "FUCK THE SEC!". Save some kool-aid for us Dave! #feinbaum #Bama @barstoolsports

Cheaters never win, and this is proof that Harbaugh, Stallions, and Michigan are 100% innocent. Ryan Day made up the scandal to throw the NCAA off of OSU stealing signs via Catapult. I feel bad for Milroe. He played his ass off and his soft team crumbled. #OSUSOFT #BAMASOFT

Eagles lose to Arizona. The intentional screwing of the @Lions by @NFLOfficiating gets even worse. NFL commissioner can overturn the game,but he won't. #NFLWWE