Dank

Get rich so slowly you can't even remember why you wanted to be rich

Born too late to explore Earth. Born too early to explore space. Born just in time to lose my life savings to a shitcoin named after the virus that takes my life.

The rebranding of gambling exchange to prediction market is genius, ngl.

Me and my homies love @megaeth

Strap in for the Xi Jinping finale

Touching grass is cool, but is it as cool as being completely entrenched in the day to day workings of a degenerate market?

Dank's Daily Trench Drench 1st-2nd August

Dank's Daily Trench Drench - 31st July 2025 - The rebranded launchpad Moonit collabs with 9gag and we see a lot of volume over a 4 hour period. Many old memes are redeployed and run >$300k with the highlights being $jugs $10m, $mmm $2m, #assisass $2m - $Bubble has just hit $5.5m. Apparently if you don't put a bubblehead on your pfp right now @weremeow will personally convince you to do it by the end of the week. - $MACRO, a raffle based token on base explodes to $25m. Is this your chance to win the lottery and make it out of the trenches anon? - #Bonkputer, an autonomous digital being with full access to windows and x, sends to $2m. - An OG #Useless project from 4 years ago with the same logo attempts some kind of bridge vamp attack. Sees $3m before dying. - #Slopper $900k, this is a new term for people that have to consult with AI before they do any task. Couldn't be me...

Dank's Daily Trench Drench - 30th July 2025 - @Microbonk__ rips to $7m off the curve then starts to bleed out before @TheOnlyNom throws in some dust. Then it continues it's bleed out. - NFTs are so back. Lil chillers hits 7 sol floor and @ChillHouseSOL goes $10m > $28m after @traderpow infinite jam. - Apparently lots of people in the bonk community say dog a lot which means there needs to be a coin called $Dogcoin . $1.5m - Just in case this meta wasnt tired enough, they sent @ValuelessOnSol to $1m - @GeorgesCoin a tribute to a popular tiktok money sees $700k. - People like the @futaripochi art. $900k - Sometimes people think they are trading AI stocks and not memecoins, @claudeai goes $800k

Dank's Daily Trench Drench - 29th July 2025 - Bonk founder @TheOnlyNom buys Unstable States Dollar. $800k. - After a very dry streak of hours, @SolportTom spawns with an announcement about how he owns 1% of ANI. I saw this tweet somewhat late and would have a been a fullport play if I saw quickly. $25m > $60m. - Tism goes $3m. Not entirely sure why that sent, looks cabal. - Sydney sweeney has good genes. $1m. She has a LOT of mind share at the moment so no surprise to see this grind up. - Some shit i don't understand, AI village goes $1.6m On days like today my conservative trading style really pays off as I don't bleed any sol. It's so hard to stay attentive all day though, but if I did I could have caught the ANI size play and it would have paid off. We go again.

Dank's Daily Trench Drench -- 28th July 2025 - Dogwifhat loses hat and becomes wifouthat. $900k. teapawt.net/achichuchu/status/1949… - Japanese bae from "which way western man meme" introduces herself and her name Sao on twitter. $600k. - Internet capital markets are back in full swing as Whatrr, a company that is going to save the world with biodegradable bottle tek, hits $4m. @SolportTom slid in the devs DMs on stream. - Neuralink bae posts picture and name of a digital kitty, Ellie. Predictably people lap that shit up and it sends $2.7m. Not sure how I didn't hit this one, probably because I was having a 5 minute doomscroll break. You really can't afford to lose attention at all in this game... teapawt.net/NeuraNova9/status/1949… - @Banks crashes out and fingers start getting pointed in every direction. He rage sells MLG and it gets run up a bit $8m > $24m. A couple of new pair MLG's also run around $500k because why not. teapawt.net/Banks/status/194991148… There appears to be some other small runners overnight but I'm tired boss and the narratives look weird.