when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

I think there’s a tipping point coming in the not-too-distant future when match-going fans simply call it a day. Speaking to a lot of people recently, there’s a growing sense of disconnect between the club and its supporters, particularly after the way fans were treated over the summer. The feeling is becoming increasingly widespread, and I think the club risks underestimating just how much that relationship is deteriorating.

Walter White's most dangerous transformation wasn't becoming fearless. It was discovering how easily he could justify crossing a line. When he confronts the dealers threatening Jesse, he has a reason to intervene. But the scene also reveals something darker: Walter is becoming a man who no longer needs much convincing to use violence. That's how people change. Rarely by deciding they're the villain, but by finding one more reason why the rules shouldn't apply this time. The first line you cross is rarely the hardest. It's the one that makes crossing the next line easier.

Holidayed in Greece many years ago. Accidentally kissed a German man between the shoulder blades thinking he was my topless wife.

Marco Pierre White was the youngest chef ever to win 3 Michelin stars. He trained Gordon Ramsay. And he sits there telling Louis Theroux a McDonald’s burger is fine. His point isn’t that it’s good food. It’s that it’s honest. You know exactly what you’re getting, while the pub charges you £20 for a burger that lets you down half the time. Hard to argue with him tbh

Straight childhood trauma.

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