Cartoonist for The New Yorker.
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ALT As a horde of people rush towards a bar, a bartender yells to the staff inside, “Brace yourself—here come the C.P.A.s!”
ALT God hands Moses a third commandment that has the headline, “1040,” and says, “Oh, and try to have everyone fill out one of these.”
ALT Two mermaids talk as they sit on some rocks by the water. One says, “Legs? All I want is a comfortable bra.”
ALT A subway station with a staircase leading up to the Bronx-bound 6 train and a staircase leading down to the Queens-bound 7 train. Juan Soto descends the latter steps.
ALT A piece of Rigatoni pasta talks on the phone. The caption reads “Fusili, you crazy bastard! How are you?”
ALT René Magritte sits at an easel, looking at a nude subject covered by an apple and wearing a hat. The artist says, “On second thought, place the apple in front of your face and put your clothes back on.”
ALT A family of three exit an igloo to see a giant groundhog and its huge shadow on a snowy landscape. One says, “Looks like another six centuries of winter.”
ALT A person speaks to another person as they stand near two Christmas trees. One person says to the other, “Should we splurge on a big one, settle for a small one, or freeze to death trying to decide?”
