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Big Mix is born.
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I think Little Mix might need to reform with Miranda Hart as the fourth member #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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american cinemas not having ads… ur so lucky, odeon won’t stop trying to recruit me into the army
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the era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy
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“who are u texting” i am on my calculator adding up calories
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Ariana you will always be famous Petal is a fantastic album
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For US mutuals — you HAVE to watch the British version of White Lotus. Full of twists and turns, edgy drama, cutting-edge storylines and representation of marginalised communities and their struggles. Best of all? There’s a whopping TEN seasons. Benidorm (2007-2018)
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british culture is hearing an ice cream van throughout the whole of winter & then never again during an actual heatwave
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Meet the British grandmother who took on the sunbed hoggers. ☀️ Rachael Rodgers went viral after removing towels from a row of poolside loungers she says had been reserved for hours by holidaymakers who returned to bed. Her 'sunbed vigilante' mission has racked up more than 3 million views on TikTok, and now she's speaking about it in her first TV interview. #sunbeds #holidays #summer
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how gay as a hacker do you have to be to release a bridgit mendler ep with a tracklist and album concept
sorry to disappoint everyone, the spotify release wasn't me!
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“Are you free after work?” Me after work:
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It's mad to think that Madonna's duet with Sabrina Carpenter is the equivalent of Madonna doing a duet with Vera Lynn in the 1980s.
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saw @lenadunham in philly yesterday and there was a Q&A portion of the event and one woman asked her if she had any advice for how a 64 year old divorced jewish woman might find a husband and she said maybe go to a michael buble concert and the lady was like i have
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Remember when Waterloo Road randomly relocated to Scotland and the students also moved up there instead of just going to a school in their own area
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Charlotte Church is set to replace Kanye West as Wireless Festival’s headliner this summer. The star is expected to be doing a full performance of her 2005 album ‘Tissues and Issues’ [@WalesOnline]
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gay clubs in the uk need to let go of the 2000s songs and predominantly play some music actually released in the last year
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kids today will never get the real “early Lana Del Rey” era was a bad blonde dye job and demos that have to get uploaded to spotify as podcasts
The early Lana Del Rey era was unmatched. Kids today will never get what it was like when she was stripping, pole dancing, singing about blow and sugar daddies while giving interviews in a 1960s accent about wanting to die.
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one of the quieter shocks of getting older is looking back and realizing that a lot of the friendships you thought were deep were actually just circumstantial. you were in the same place at the same time with the same things happening and that was the whole foundation. once the circumstances changed so did the friendship.
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I’ve noticed that I never run into the people I’ve cut off. That’s the biggest sign the universe agreed with my decision.
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