Ya know, McDonald's dropped the ball when they didn't go with my daughter's idea for a giant cheeseburger called the "Big Joe". Big Joe would have been so tasty that their CEO would have actually enjoyed it!
Proudly celebrating 13 years of not using Twitter for much of anything! #MyNonTwitterAnniversary
The guys @crushsoda should take note... the logo on that bottle is pretty lame.
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Hey @GuyFieri, my daughter wants to know when you're going to use that giant gumball machine at the grocery store in a #guysgrocerygames ingredient challenge. Forcing chefs to include a giant gumball in their dish seems kinda evil... I like it!
Hey @McDonalds, my 7 year old daughter thinks that you should make a giant cheeseburger called the "Big Joe". Do you think that you could make that happen for me?
OK, now that I'm done trying to win a car, I can focus on watching the wreck-fest that is the #daytona500!
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This is #NotAMustang! Mustang's are not SUVs. This thing is ugly! Say no to 4 doors!
@Ford #Ford #FordMustang #Mustang #MustangMachE #MachE
Sedaris and Crumpet the Elf: A Holiday Tradition npr.org/2005/12/23/5066175/s…
I wonder if Twitter will be less annoying now that it has a 280 character limit. The old 140 character limit was obnoxious, as it forced everyone to use bad grammar or make multiple posts to get their point across.
Im curious what my Twitter feed will look like a wk from now :)
Your startup is worth 1.79B dollars! You still don't have revenue, but who cares - UNICORN, BABY! #StartupSimulator toggl.com/startup-simulator/
If you want to vote for a professional liar, at least vote for a good one! Underwood for President! FU2016.com #FU2016
Aww, man... the jar of Acai Sauce broke inside of my #trytheworld holiday box my wife got me and covered everything with brown goo. Eww.
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Haven't seen our new billboard on I-95 yet? Look for it right before Exit 31! #teamGENIUS
