Single and struggling to mingle.
Sydney, New South Wales
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Dan retweeted
last time i can post this
Russell Brand has been found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault.
The judge has said he will receive a prison sentence at his hearing on Monday.
(apnews.com/article/russell-b…)
Dan retweeted
For every red state that turns blue I imagine Noah slicing a flame clock and liberating a colony
Dan retweeted
Can you imagine how funny this must’ve been for the casting department or developers
“Wow this actress sounds JUST like Navi, she’s definitely got the part, let’s meet her!”
*they meet her*
“Ohhhhhhhhhhhh”
Dan retweeted
the election results are at the bottom of your feed. if you keep scrolling you WILL find them. if you get to the bottom you will know the results before everyone else. you just have to keep scrolling. just keep scrolling. they’re right there, you’re so close. just keep scrolling
Dan retweeted
announcing fallout 4 3 months before it came out was like todd howard rimming us on the first date. announcing the game 8 years ago and then dropping the title today was like waiting for marriage before he shows ankle
